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Jennifer Lopez is a very famous person. She is a successful musician and even an actress. Hell, we even have a nick name for her, J-Lo . So what the fuck is the deal with her suing baby stroller companies? Apparently a company called Silver Cross Ltd. used J-Lo and Skeletor’s likeness in their ads and tv commercials. This didn’t make J-Lo very happy. She has taken the company to court and wants $30 million for defamation of character or some shit.

They did however use that stroller at one time, and the pictures of them using the stroller is what the company used to whore their product. J-Lo hasn’t really been in the news recently so this may all be some sort of publicity stunt. J-Lo should be happy that her face is still in magazines and ads. I think like 2 years ago she made a cd but it was all in Spanish and I could not understand it. If times ever do get really rough for J-Lo, she can have a can crushing contest with Kim Kardashian with their asses. My money is on J-Lo because her ass has been consistently big since 2001 and Kim’s ass tends to get larger and smaller in the period of a few weeks or so.

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Jennifer Lopez has a pretty crappy singing career and if I am not mistaken her last cd was an all spanish cd that was released like 2 years ago. But remember, when she broke into Hollywood it wasn’t because of her pipes, it was acting that put her on the map. She is now thinking about resurrecting her acting career by starring in In The Heights which is a Broadway play or some shit. Her rep says, “She loves the play but is not Broadway bound.” I think that is a load of crap.

The chances that they will make this little play into a full blown movie just for the sake of J-Lo is not very likely, therefore she would be forcedto go to Broadway if she wants a chance of being taken seriously as an actress. I think she should do the obvious first and foremost, ditch Skeletor. Everyone knows that her relationship with Skeletor is on the rocks so she might as well dump his skinny ass and come back on the market. More people would show up to the play if people thought they would have a shot of hooking up with J-Lo afterwards. Watch out Skeletor, I am gunning for you. Oh and I hope J-Lo has fun and all that.

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Querida Mi Hija J-Lo,

People who don’t tell others when they are pregnant until the bump is like way too obvious seriously annoy me. But people who DENY they are pregnant and continue to deny that they are pregnant even when the bump is obvious are in a whole other class of pissoffability as far as Miss Lennox is concerned. And you, mi amiga, and denials of the significance of your bump have landed yourself there.

However, this picture which undeniably reveals the true state of your womb should definitively make you understand that we KNOW you are pregnant and that continual denial of your fetus is just not acceptable. It’s plain stupid at this point.

From the looks of that bump you are way past the hush-hush 12-week mark. So give it up. Your Roberto Cavalli get-up has revealed what we’ve all known for two months or so.

Now let’s turn our attention to how hot J-Lo used to look. I say “used to” because for the next few months and then until she loses her baby weight, well, I highly doubt we’re going to like looking at her photos.

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