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Can you hear that? I think I just heard a pin drop. The tension in the air at Oscar night could have been cut with a knife. A very dull knife. At the 81st Academy Awards Jennifer Aniston presented the award for best animated feature to Jack Black that ironically also co-starred Angelina Jolie. The rough part of the night was the fact that Angie and Brad were sitting right there. Right there in the front where Jen Aniston could see them. During the presentation Jennifer flashed a smile at Brad but not at Angelina. Ooohh! Dis!

When asked by Us magazine if Jennifer was nervous she simply replied, “Yes!” I can understand that. I mean when you get dumped on your ass those wounds don’t heal for years. I have had a love/hate relationship with Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston for years but mostly it is a hate relationship. I just don’t see how they keep making news. Brad Pitt is one of the most boring guys in Hollywood and Jennifer Aniston only makes a new movie like once a year. So I do not see why they are in the news. But then again, here I am writing about them so they must be doing something right. Here are some more photos from Aniston at the Oscars.

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Kristin Bell is super cute- IDLYITW

Ashley Olsen is getting old- IBBB

Paris Hilton is still in love with Benji Madden- Holy Moly

Amanda Bynes isn’t wearing pants! Hooray! – Drunken Stepfather

The Oscars mega picture post- yeeeah

Hey look! It’s Kim Kardashian’s ass! – Celeb News Wire

Rosario Dawson: saved by gas- IDLYITW

Shhh… – Allie Is Wired

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Funny People looks like a kickass movie- Geno’s World

Slumdog Millionaire sucks- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Nicole Richie is pregnant- notorious news

There are many people out there who think Brangelina are saints and they simply adore them. I am very much so not one of those people. They are probably the two snobbiest people I have come across in Hollywood or elsewhere. Anyway, Jennifer Aniston will be presenting an award at The Oscars which means that Brad and Angelina will be attending. Jen has a “real” movie in theatres called He’s Just Not That Into You which looks like a riot. And it has a star studded cast.

In the meantime Angelina sucked like a leach off the popularity of Clint Eastwood in Changeling and Brad Pitt starred in a movie REMARKABLY similar to Forest Gump called The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button. Trust me, it’s gay. However, on Oscar night, the winners may not be the big story. According to John Mayer’s friends, John will pop the question at Jen’s 40th B-Day party. Jen is really 40? And she will wear the ring for the first time at The Oscars. John Mayer himself says, ” There will be a big story coming out of The Oscars- and it won’t be about the winners. Interesting…

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Jennifer Aniston is an old hag and Owen Wilson is a wanna be young guy who is a suicidal pussy. Therefore, these two are perfect for each other. But if that means not only onepost per day on Jennifer Aniston and her career spiraling down the drain and instead have twoposts per day to talk about Aniston and Wilson’s career’s going down the drain, then I will be very upset.

Jennifer Aniston recently had an interview with USA Today to talk about a new movie,no, a new appearance on a television show, no, how she is an attention whore and no matter how many times she tells the press that she doesn’t want all the paparazzi attention she is lying, oh yes, that must be it. Jennifer had this to say, ” I feel like telling people, ‘ You know what, it’s none of your [ insert expletive here] business!’” Poor Jennifer. Well not really. I heard that Playboy can launch a struggling career. Just my advice.

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Britney Spears pisses off PETA- Allie Is Wired

Pamela Anderson loses her pants. I am happy- yeeeah

Blake Fielder is a drug addicted jailbird. But a smart one. - d-listed

Heid Montag is at the beach. Again- IBBB

Jessica Alba is photoshopped but still hot- notorious news

Jessica Biel in GQ. Saucy. – The Bastardly

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

It turns out Madonna is gonna pay out for a divorce- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Hilary Duff has great boobs- Geno’s World

Emma Watson might get naked in upcoming films- I Don’t Want Your Life