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Jennifer Aniston must feel like she is about 2 inches tall right now. She had a fling with Renee Zellweger’s man Bradley Cooper and now Bradley has gone back to Renee. Was she expecting Brad 2.0? I don’t see why Bradley would want to go back with Renee after banging Jen Aniston though. If he wanted to imagine banging Renee Zellweger then he could of just had Jennifer suck on a lemon for a minute or two.

Point is Jennifer Aniston will die old and alone and though might still have sex again she will never get a solid boyfriend. What is really funny about this story is what one of Jennifer’s friends told Us magazine. She says, “She’s used to being single and in work mode, and she’s used to rejection.” LOL! Even Aniston’s friends know what a loser she is. Hang in there Jen you will get… oh fuck it I can not lie. Your life sucks Aniston. Deal with it.

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Jennifer Aniston is pretty pathetic. And her view of men is pretty pathetic. did I say pathetic yet? Oh yea, pathetic. But now that she has split with boyfriend John Mayer, she has decided to swear off men and marriage for the foreseeable future. A source tells OK magazine, ” Ever since Jen and Brad split, she has tried desperately to find another man wh would win her heart and be the husband she’s always dreamed of. But she now realizes that Brad’s shoes are impossible to fill.”

Well Brad does have big feet. And you know what they say about a guy who has big feet. That’s right, he has a tiny penis. even though Jennifer seems to be done with men, she can always explore the lesbian side of her. Let’s face it, the chick always wears pants and hates dresses, so she kind of fits in already. But more than likely she will just get artificially inseminated. The same source says, ” More than anything, Jen wants to be a mom. She has dreamed of having a child ever since she was a little girl, and the fact that she may not have a partner isn’t going to stop her from realizing that dream.” Seems like her plate is pretty full. No boyfriend, lesbianism to explore and getting knocked up. Bitch could win the nobel peace prize and I would still make fun of her on this site. So, it doesn’t really matter does it?

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A lot of people are sick about hearing the details of Jennifer Aniston’s love life on a daily basis. But I am not. The only thing I am sick of hearing about is her current relationship with Brad Pitt and basically anything having to do with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Because they are snobs. Rumors are not circulating that Jen Aniston’s on again/off again relationship with John Mayer is in fact off again. 

“He broke up with her when she got back from her European tour.” A pal said to Eonline. There was no actual reason for the break up which is typical when you are dealing with rumors and secret sources. I think all major tabloids should print first and last names of all people they get rumors from. While Aniston will keep herself busy during the break up promoting her straight to dvd films, Mayer will be in the music studio recording his next cd. I am on John’s side during all of this because he is a killer musician and some killer tattoos. Maybe that is the answer for Aniston. Get a tattoo. John’s name across your chest so you will think twice before ending the relationship. Yes, that and a ban on all major clothing. Not only will wearing no clothing feel liberating, but it will encourage many eligible to come your way. I am available. Face it, you like the idea. You want it.

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