Jennifer Aniston
Jennifer Aniston Will Never Get Laid Again
Aug 20th
Jennifer Aniston must feel like she is about 2 inches tall right now. She had a fling with Renee Zellweger’s man Bradley Cooper and now Bradley has gone back to Renee. Was she expecting Brad 2.0? I don’t see why Bradley would want to go back with Renee after banging Jen Aniston though. If he wanted to imagine banging Renee Zellweger then he could of just had Jennifer suck on a lemon for a minute or two.
Point is Jennifer Aniston will die old and alone and though might still have sex again she will never get a solid boyfriend. What is really funny about this story is what one of Jennifer’s friends told Us magazine. She says, “She’s used to being single and in work mode, and she’s used to rejection.” LOL! Even Aniston’s friends know what a loser she is. Hang in there Jen you will get… oh fuck it I can not lie. Your life sucks Aniston. Deal with it.
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Brooke Hogan is a tranny to end all trannys- Allie Is Wired
Amber Rose is topless- Drunken Stepfather
Alicia Silverstone likes being naked- Celeb News Wire
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Lindsay Lohan gives new meaning to the term dirty blonde- IDLYITW
Jennifer Aniston Swears Off Marriage
Mar 25th
Jennifer Aniston is pretty pathetic. And her view of men is pretty pathetic. did I say pathetic yet? Oh yea, pathetic. But now that she has split with boyfriend John Mayer, she has decided to swear off men and marriage for the foreseeable future. A source tells OK magazine, ” Ever since Jen and Brad split, she has tried desperately to find another man wh would win her heart and be the husband she’s always dreamed of. But she now realizes that Brad’s shoes are impossible to fill.”
Well Brad does have big feet. And you know what they say about a guy who has big feet. That’s right, he has a tiny penis. even though Jennifer seems to be done with men, she can always explore the lesbian side of her. Let’s face it, the chick always wears pants and hates dresses, so she kind of fits in already. But more than likely she will just get artificially inseminated. The same source says, ” More than anything, Jen wants to be a mom. She has dreamed of having a child ever since she was a little girl, and the fact that she may not have a partner isn’t going to stop her from realizing that dream.” Seems like her plate is pretty full. No boyfriend, lesbianism to explore and getting knocked up. Bitch could win the nobel peace prize and I would still make fun of her on this site. So, it doesn’t really matter does it?
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Lindsay Lohan bitches about her life- IDLYITW
Carmen Electra and others get naked for boners- Celeb News Wire
Geri Halliwell has saggy boobies- yeeeahÂ
Lindsay Lohan buys a new phone- I Don’t Want Your Life
Kim Kardashian is a snobby bitch- Drunken Stepfather
Danielle Lloyd almost has nude photos leaked ontot he internet- Holy Moly
Robert Pattinson has terrible hygeine- IDLYITW
The Real Housewives Of New Jersey are all ugly- IBBB
Denise Richards got booted from DWTS – Allie Is Wired
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Maybe Josh Groban isn’t dating Katy Perry- Geno’s World
Maxim is using old photos of Britney Spears- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
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American Idol is going to suck next week- Seriously? OMG! WTF?
David Letterman tries to justify his marriage with a top 10 list- notorious news
John Mayer And Jennifer Aniston Off Again
Mar 12th
A lot of people are sick about hearing the details of Jennifer Aniston’s love life on a daily basis. But I am not. The only thing I am sick of hearing about is her current relationship with Brad Pitt and basically anything having to do with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Because they are snobs. Rumors are not circulating that Jen Aniston’s on again/off again relationship with John Mayer is in fact off again.Â
“He broke up with her when she got back from her European tour.” A pal said to Eonline. There was no actual reason for the break up which is typical when you are dealing with rumors and secret sources. I think all major tabloids should print first and last names of all people they get rumors from. While Aniston will keep herself busy during the break up promoting her straight to dvd films, Mayer will be in the music studio recording his next cd. I am on John’s side during all of this because he is a killer musician and some killer tattoos. Maybe that is the answer for Aniston. Get a tattoo. John’s name across your chest so you will think twice before ending the relationship. Yes, that and a ban on all major clothing. Not only will wearing no clothing feel liberating, but it will encourage many eligible to come your way. I am available. Face it, you like the idea. You want it.
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Awkward
Feb 23rd
Can you hear that? I think I just heard a pin drop. The tension in the air at Oscar night could have been cut with a knife. A very dull knife. At the 81st Academy Awards Jennifer Aniston presented the award for best animated feature to Jack Black that ironically also co-starred Angelina Jolie. The rough part of the night was the fact that Angie and Brad were sitting right there. Right there in the front where Jen Aniston could see them. During the presentation Jennifer flashed a smile at Brad but not at Angelina. Ooohh! Dis!
When asked by Us magazine if Jennifer was nervous she simply replied, “Yes!” I can understand that. I mean when you get dumped on your ass those wounds don’t heal for years. I have had a love/hate relationship with Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston for years but mostly it is a hate relationship. I just don’t see how they keep making news. Brad Pitt is one of the most boring guys in Hollywood and Jennifer Aniston only makes a new movie like once a year. So I do not see why they are in the news. But then again, here I am writing about them so they must be doing something right. Here are some more photos from Aniston at the Oscars.
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Kristin Bell is super cute- IDLYITW
Ashley Olsen is getting old- IBBB
Paris Hilton is still in love with Benji Madden- Holy Moly
Amanda Bynes isn’t wearing pants! Hooray! – Drunken Stepfather
The Oscars mega picture post- yeeeah
Hey look! It’s Kim Kardashian’s ass! – Celeb News Wire
Rosario Dawson: saved by gas- IDLYITW
Shhh… – Allie Is Wired
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Funny People looks like a kickass movie- Geno’s World
Slumdog Millionaire sucks- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Nicole Richie is pregnant- notorious news
