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	<title>Fatback Media &#187; Jamie Lynn Spears</title>
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		<title>This Chick Is Banging Jamie Lynn&#8217;s Boyfriend</title>
		<link>http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2008/08/14/this-chick-is-banging-jamie-lynns-boyfriend/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Aug 2008 11:50:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fatback</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jamie Lynn Spears]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Kelli Dawson]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This sultry looking country girl in the cowboy boots is 28 year old Kelli Dawson, who reporeted has been carrying on a relationship with Casey Aldridge, the reported father of Jamie Lynn Spears&#8217; baby. [Note to Kelli: If you're being interviewed as the other woman, it's best to no dress like a whore.] In an]]></description>
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<p>This sultry looking country girl in the cowboy boots is 28 year old Kelli Dawson, who reporeted has been carrying on a relationship with Casey Aldridge, the reported father of Jamie Lynn Spears&#8217; baby. [Note to Kelli: If you're being interviewed as <em>the other woman</em>, it's best to no dress like a whore.]</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">In an exclusive interview with <em>In Touch</em>, 28-year-old Kelli Dawson reveals that she and Casey, 19, were romantically involved â€” and were still sleeping together when Jamie Lynn, now 17, was six months pregnant with his child. No fleeting hookup, Casey and Kelliâ€™s relationship was both real and lasting â€” and it grew in intensity, even as Jamie Lynn announced she was pregnant. And, Kelli says, they still meet up on a regular basis. â€œI see him all the time, at least once a week,â€ she shares. (<a href="http://www.intouchweekly.com/2008/08/in_touch_exclusive.php" target="_blank" rel='nofollow'>In Touch</a>)</p>
<p>So maybe <a href="http://www.fatbackmedia.com/nsfw/2007/12/27/jamie-lynn-spears-is-kind-of-a-whore/" target="_blank" rel='nofollow'>all those reports</a> that Jamie Lynn Spears&#8217; baby was fathered by another, much older man weren&#8217;t gossip after all. This chick Kelli is definitely country fired heat, so I&#8217;m not sure why Casey would ever go back to banging high school girls after this. This chick could buy him beer, was probably an animal in the sack, and she could drop him off at school the next morning with her 3 kids on her way to her job at The Hair Cuttery.</p>
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		<title>Teen MILF</title>
		<link>http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2008/06/20/teen-milf/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jun 2008 13:32:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fatback</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jamie Lynn Spears]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[MILF]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Jamie Lynn Spears, sister of and winner of the most attention from Britney Spears, just had a baby girl with some 30 plus year old guy that worked on her tv show Zoey 101 her faithful and totally committed and loving husband Casey Aldridge. [Inappropriate side note: if someone has a kid they are officially]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a rel="attachment wp-att-1866" href="http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2008/06/20/teen-milf/21851pcn_jamielynn/" rel='nofollow'><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1866" title="Jamie Lynn Spears NEW MILF" src="http://www.fatbackmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/jamie-lynn-spears-milf-high-heels-1.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="778" /></a></p>
<p>Jamie Lynn Spears, sister of  and winner of the most attention from Britney Spears, just had a baby girl with <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">some 30 plus year old guy that worked on her tv show Zoey 101</span> her faithful and totally committed and loving husband Casey Aldridge. [Inappropriate side note: if someone has a kid they are officially off the jailbait list. It's in the perv handbook.]</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">There is a new baby in the Spears clan! Jamie Lynn Spears and her fiancÃ© Casey Aldridge welcomed a baby girl Thursday morning. PEOPLE confirms exclusively that the baby was named Maddie Briann. (<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20204319,00.html" target="_blank" rel='nofollow'>PEOPLE</a>)</p>
<p>Maddie? Not Madeline? Or Madison? Or Matilda? <em>Maddie</em>. I guess that makes it easier and at least they didn&#8217;t name it <em>Jamie III</em>, or <em>Lynn</em> or <em>Cheetoe</em>. The great thing about all this is that Jamie Lynn has gone from white trash pregnant teen to a smoking hot teenage MILF with a giant rack. She&#8217;s got a good 5 years of hotness left before genetics and age ravage her resilient teen hotness. Back in high school I always dated the teen mothers for two reasons:</p>
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<li>They&#8217;re hot, but needy with low self esteem</li>
<li>You <em>know</em> they fuck</li>
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<a href='http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2008/06/20/teen-milf/21851pcn_jamielynn/' title='Jamie Lynn Spears NEW MILF'><img src="http://www.fatbackmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/jamie-lynn-spears-milf-high-heels-1.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="Jamie Lynn Spears NEW MILF" title="Jamie Lynn Spears NEW MILF" /></a>
<a href='http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2008/06/20/teen-milf/21851pcn_jamielynn-2/' title='Jamie Lynn Spears, pregnant teen in high heels. '><img src="http://www.fatbackmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/jamie-lynn-spears-milf-high-heels-2.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="Jamie Lynn Spears, pregnant teen in high heels." title="Jamie Lynn Spears, pregnant teen in high heels." /></a>
<a href='http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2008/06/20/teen-milf/21851pcn_jamielynn-3/' title='Jamie Lynn Spears stunning pregnant teen. '><img src="http://www.fatbackmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/jamie-lynn-spears-milf-high-heels-3.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="Jamie Lynn Spears stunning pregnant teen." title="Jamie Lynn Spears stunning pregnant teen." /></a>
<a href='http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2008/06/20/teen-milf/21851pcn_jamielynn-4/' title='Jamie Lynn and her pregnancy boobies.'><img src="http://www.fatbackmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/jamie-lynn-spears-milf-high-heels-4.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="Jamie Lynn and her pregnancy boobies." title="Jamie Lynn and her pregnancy boobies." /></a>
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		<title>Jaime Lynn Spears Has A Stalker</title>
		<link>http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2008/06/06/jaime-lynn-spears-has-a-stalker/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 11:44:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fatback</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jamie Lynn Spears]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[White Trash]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jail bait]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A photographer has been arrested for allegedly stalking Jamie Lynn Spears and Casey Aldridge (better known as the guy who is being passed off as the real father of Jamie Lynn&#8217;s baby). Edwin W. Merino, 30, of Los Angeles, posted bond Tuesday. He is scheduled to appear in court next week. Authorities in Liberty, a]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1779" title="Hey y\'all I\'m jailbait" src="http://www.fatbackmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/jamie_lynn_spears_white-tube-top-5.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="689" /></p>
<p>A photographer has been arrested for allegedly stalking Jamie Lynn Spears and Casey Aldridge (better known as the guy who is being passed off as the real father of Jamie Lynn&#8217;s baby).</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">Edwin W. <span id="lw_1212626568_1" class="yshortcuts">Merino</span>, 30, of <span id="lw_1212626568_2" class="yshortcuts" style="border-bottom: medium none; background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 50%; cursor: pointer; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;">Los Angeles</span>, posted bond Tuesday. He is scheduled to appear in court next week.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">Authorities in Liberty, a small town in southwest Mississippi near the Louisiana border, said Merino wouldn&#8217;t leave the pregnant Spears and her fiance, Casey Aldridge, alone. (<a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080605/ap_en_ce/people_jamie_lynn_spears" target="_blank" rel='nofollow'>Yahoo News</a>)</p>
<p>He&#8217;s a paparazzo. Isn&#8217;t it his <em>job</em> to stalk people? I think the real crime here is the lack of social programs and aid for the indigent in the deep south. And also, how good my ass looks in these new Diesel Jeans. Rreeow.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s some pics of Jamie Lynn Spears before she got pregnant, because pregnant teens creep me out. I&#8217;m running out of aliases ladies.</p>

<a href='http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2008/06/06/jaime-lynn-spears-has-a-stalker/jamie_lynn_spears_white-tube-top-5/' title='Hey y&#039;all I&#039;m jailbait'><img width="125" height="125" src="http://www.fatbackmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/jamie_lynn_spears_white-tube-top-5-125x125.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="Hey y&#039;all I&#039;m jailbait" title="Hey y&#039;all I&#039;m jailbait" /></a>
<a href='http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2008/06/06/jaime-lynn-spears-has-a-stalker/jamie_lynn_spears_white-tube-top-1/' title='I&#039;m the high school girl you liked back in high school'><img width="125" height="125" src="http://www.fatbackmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/jamie_lynn_spears_white-tube-top-1-125x125.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="I&#039;m the high school girl you liked back in high school" title="I&#039;m the high school girl you liked back in high school" /></a>
<a href='http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2008/06/06/jaime-lynn-spears-has-a-stalker/jamie_lynn_spears_white-tube-top-2/' title='Southern girls are easy like Sunday Mornin&#039;'><img width="125" height="125" src="http://www.fatbackmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/jamie_lynn_spears_white-tube-top-2-125x125.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="Southern girls are easy like Sunday Mornin&#039;" title="Southern girls are easy like Sunday Mornin&#039;" /></a>
<a href='http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2008/06/06/jaime-lynn-spears-has-a-stalker/jamie_lynn_spears_white-tube-top-3/' title='Tube tops = awesome'><img width="125" height="125" src="http://www.fatbackmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/jamie_lynn_spears_white-tube-top-3-125x125.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="Tube tops = awesome" title="Tube tops = awesome" /></a>
<a href='http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2008/06/06/jaime-lynn-spears-has-a-stalker/jamie_lynn_spears_white-tube-top-4/' title='Suck it Britney'><img width="125" height="125" src="http://www.fatbackmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/jamie_lynn_spears_white-tube-top-4-125x125.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="Suck it Britney" title="Suck it Britney" /></a>

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		<title>White Trash Moment of the Week</title>
		<link>http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2008/05/05/white-trash-moment-of-the-week/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 12:53:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fatback</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jamie Lynn Spears]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Baby]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jamie Lynn Spears&#8217; baby shower in Kentwood La. is our White Trash Moment of the Week (WTMOTW). Where else can you see redneck America in all it&#8217;s glory than at a baby shower for an unwed pregnant teen? About 30 guests were invited &#8211; including big sis Britney &#8211; to Kentwood for a ladies-only, catered]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1526" title="It\'s my party, y\'all!" src="http://www.fatbackmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/jamie-lynn-spears-baby-shower-11.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="709" /></p>
<p>Jamie Lynn Spears&#8217;  baby shower in Kentwood La. is our White Trash Moment of the Week (WTMOTW). Where else can you see redneck America in all it&#8217;s glory than at a baby shower for an unwed pregnant teen?</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">About 30 guests were invited &#8211; including big sis Britney &#8211; to Kentwood for a ladies-only, catered celebration for the 17-year-old at the family&#8217;s Serenity mansion. (Spears hadn&#8217;t been back to her hometown since her aunt&#8217;s funeral early last year.)</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">&#8220;Jamie Lynn opened every gift,&#8221; says a source, adding that mom Lynne and fiancÃ© Casey Aldridge&#8217;s mother lent a hand. &#8220;We all sat in a circle and she opened gifts and thanked every person. It was just a good old-fashioned baby shower.&#8221;</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">In March, the Zoey 101 star registered for baby booty at Babies &#8220;R&#8221; Us. (<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20197785,00.html" target="_blank" rel='nofollow'>People</a>)</p>
<p>Speaking of Zoey 101. Remember how <a href="http://www.fatbackmedia.com/nsfw/2007/12/27/jamie-lynn-spears-is-kind-of-a-whore/" target="_blank" rel='nofollow'>she&#8217;s really pregnant</a> by the 30+ year old Nickelodeon producer and <em>not</em> this Casey Aldridge kid. Yeah, that must feel really great. Not only are you up for statutory rape charges, and responsible for a baby that isn&#8217;t yours, but you didn&#8217;t even get to hit the kitty. There is some consolation though, I hear the Nickelodeon guy had his assistant go online and send over some nice Amazon.com gift certificates.</p>

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<a href='http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2008/05/05/white-trash-moment-of-the-week/jamie-lynn-spears-baby-shower-2/' title='jamie-lynn-spears-baby-shower-2'><img width="125" height="125" src="http://www.fatbackmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/jamie-lynn-spears-baby-shower-2-125x125.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="jamie-lynn-spears-baby-shower-2" title="jamie-lynn-spears-baby-shower-2" /></a>
<a href='http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2008/05/05/white-trash-moment-of-the-week/jamie-lynn-spears-baby-shower-3/' title='jamie-lynn-spears-baby-shower-3'><img width="125" height="125" src="http://www.fatbackmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/jamie-lynn-spears-baby-shower-3-125x125.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="jamie-lynn-spears-baby-shower-3" title="jamie-lynn-spears-baby-shower-3" /></a>
<a href='http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2008/05/05/white-trash-moment-of-the-week/jamie-lynn-spears-baby-shower-11/' title='It&#039;s my party, y&#039;all!'><img width="125" height="125" src="http://www.fatbackmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/jamie-lynn-spears-baby-shower-11-125x125.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="It&#039;s my party, y&#039;all!" title="It&#039;s my party, y&#039;all!" /></a>

<p>(<a href="http://forum.phun.org//showthread.php?t=259097" target="_blank" rel='nofollow'>photos</a>)</p>
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		<title>Jamie Lynn Spears Spends Her 17th Birthday at Wal-Mart</title>
		<link>http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2008/04/07/jamie-lynn-spears-spends-her-17th-birthday-at-wal-mart/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2008 21:12:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lennox Miller</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jamie Lynn Spears]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[If ever you think that Britney is the whitest shade of trash in the Spears family, consider how her little sis spent her birthday this weekend. Besides the fact that Jamie Lynn Spears spent her 17th birthday pregnant and hanging out with her baby Daddy, add to this that she spent it in a damn]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a rel="attachment wp-att-1240" href="http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2008/04/07/jamie-lynn-spears-spends-her-17th-birthday-at-wal-mart/jlsbanne/" rel='nofollow'><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1240" title="Happy Birthday, Wal-Mart Style for Jamie Lynn Spears" src="http://www.fatbackmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/jlsbanne.jpg" alt="" width="493" height="467" /></a><br />
If ever you think that Britney is the whitest shade of trash in the Spears family, consider how her little sis spent her birthday this weekend.  Besides the fact that Jamie Lynn Spears spent her 17th birthday pregnant and hanging out with her baby Daddy, add to this that she spent it in a damn Wal-Mart.  Now I understand being all down-home Southern and shit, but <em>Wal-Mart</em>?  Is there no way to upgrade the shopping, Jamie Lynn?  Even Kentwood, LA is sure to have a Target, right?   I guess you can take the girl out of the trailer, but . . . you know the rest . . .<br />
<a rel="attachment wp-att-1241" href="http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2008/04/07/jamie-lynn-spears-spends-her-17th-birthday-at-wal-mart/jls1/" rel='nofollow'><img class="aligncenter size-thumbnail wp-image-1241" title="Hmmm, a Doggie Bed . . . for the Baby?!?" src="http://www.fatbackmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/jls1-150x150.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="150" /></a><a rel="attachment wp-att-1242" href="http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2008/04/07/jamie-lynn-spears-spends-her-17th-birthday-at-wal-mart/jls3/" rel='nofollow'><img class="aligncenter size-thumbnail wp-image-1242" title="They Just Look SO In-Love (Yeah Right!)" src="http://www.fatbackmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/jls3-150x150.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="150" /></a><a rel="attachment wp-att-1244" href="http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2008/04/07/jamie-lynn-spears-spends-her-17th-birthday-at-wal-mart/jls2/" rel='nofollow'><img class="aligncenter size-thumbnail wp-image-1244" title="Chosing a Bed for the Baby?!?" src="http://www.fatbackmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/jls2-150x150.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="150" /></a></p>
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		<title>How Not to Get Pregnant, A Primer for Hollywood</title>
		<link>http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2007/12/20/how-not-to-get-pregnant-a-primer-for-hollywood/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2007 12:33:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lennox Miller</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jamie Lynn Spears]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jessica Alba]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lily Allen]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Considering that there have been three celebrity pregnancies to single moms announced in the past week or two, I believe that in Hollywood there may be a lack of information about how one becomes pregnant and what prevents pregnancy. If there is not misunderstanding, then I fail to comprehend how you&#8217;d let a pregnancy occur]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2007/12/20/how-not-to-get-pregnant-a-primer-for-hollywood/why-do-i-look-so-old/" rel="attachment wp-att-1203" title="Why do I look so old?" rel='nofollow'><img src="http://www.fatbackmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/jamie-lynn-spears.jpg" alt="Why do I look so old?" /></a>Considering that there have been three celebrity pregnancies to single moms announced in the past week or two, I believe that in Hollywood there may be a lack of information about <em>how</em> one becomes pregnant and what prevents pregnancy.   If there is not misunderstanding, then I fail to comprehend how you&#8217;d let a pregnancy occur when</p>
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<li>You are, oh I don&#8217;t know, 16 years old (Jamie-Lynn Spears)</li>
<li>You just lost a bunch of weight, look awesome, and shot your first scantily clad photo shoot (Lily Allen), or</li>
<li>You are one of the hottest actresses in the world and pregnancy could mean losing the body that your career is based on (Jessica Alba).</li>
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<p>Now before you lecture me on how it&#8217;s totally superficial to think about pregnancy in the context of ruining a woman&#8217;s body, let me remind you that it&#8217;s not like these girls are married and planned to start a family.  That&#8217;s a whole other story.  But anyway, I just want to share some facts about pregnancy that may help other celebs not to become prego:</p>
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<li>You can get pregnant even if you are 16.  Oh and your popularity with 11 year-old <em>Nickelodeon</em> fans does not provide protection.  Plus, if you have an insane famous sister, this makes you more prone to ruining your life as well.  <strong>Get sterilized.</strong></li>
<li>If you are a rich A-lister with an ass to die for, your boyfriend is a nobody who isn&#8217;t even that attractive <em>and</em> is rumored to have given you Herpes, chances are he&#8217;ll knock you up.  God sometimes plays jokes like that.  <strong>Make him wear two condoms.</strong></li>
<li>When you lose 30 pounds or so and get to a healthy weight, you tend to enhance your fertility.  Thus at the point that the media is making a row over your weight loss, you will need to <strong>get on and stay on the pill.</strong></li>
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<p>Just some fun facts, kids.  Anyway, here&#8217;s some of what we very well may never see again from Jessica Alba . . .<br />
<a href="http://www.fatbackmedia.com/?attachment_id=4682" rel="attachment wp-att-4682" title="Thereâ€™s Not a Caption I Could Write That Would Do Jessicaâ€™s Ass Justice." rel='nofollow'><img src="http://www.fatbackandcollards.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/jahot2.thumbnail.jpg" alt="Thereâ€™s Not a Caption I Could Write That Would Do Jessicaâ€™s Ass Justice." /></a><a href="http://www.fatbackmedia.com/?attachment_id=4681" rel="attachment wp-att-4681" title="I Totally Prefer Her Blonde.  This Photo is Proof of Why." rel='nofollow'><img src="http://www.fatbackandcollards.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/ja5.thumbnail.jpg" alt="I Totally Prefer Her Blonde.  This Photo is Proof of Why." /></a><a href="http://www.fatbackmedia.com/?attachment_id=4680" rel="attachment wp-att-4680" title="Why Does Jessica Ever Go Topless?  Boo!" rel='nofollow'><img src="http://www.fatbackandcollards.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/ja6.thumbnail.jpg" alt="Why Does Jessica Ever Go Topless?  Boo!" /></a><a href="http://www.fatbackmedia.com/?attachment_id=4679" rel="attachment wp-att-4679" title="I Covet Her Body.  I Really Do!" rel='nofollow'><img src="http://www.fatbackandcollards.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/ja4.thumbnail.jpg" alt="I Covet Her Body.  I Really Do!" /></a></p>
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