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This sultry looking country girl in the cowboy boots is 28 year old Kelli Dawson, who reporeted has been carrying on a relationship with Casey Aldridge, the reported father of Jamie Lynn Spears’ baby. [Note to Kelli: If you're being interviewed as the other woman, it's best to no dress like a whore.]

In an exclusive interview with In Touch, 28-year-old Kelli Dawson reveals that she and Casey, 19, were romantically involved — and were still sleeping together when Jamie Lynn, now 17, was six months pregnant with his child. No fleeting hookup, Casey and Kelli’s relationship was both real and lasting — and it grew in intensity, even as Jamie Lynn announced she was pregnant. And, Kelli says, they still meet up on a regular basis. “I see him all the time, at least once a week,” she shares. (In Touch)

So maybe all those reports that Jamie Lynn Spears’ baby was fathered by another, much older man weren’t gossip after all. This chick Kelli is definitely country fired heat, so I’m not sure why Casey would ever go back to banging high school girls after this. This chick could buy him beer, was probably an animal in the sack, and she could drop him off at school the next morning with her 3 kids on her way to her job at The Hair Cuttery.

Jamie Lynn Spears, sister of and winner of the most attention from Britney Spears, just had a baby girl with some 30 plus year old guy that worked on her tv show Zoey 101 her faithful and totally committed and loving husband Casey Aldridge. [Inappropriate side note: if someone has a kid they are officially off the jailbait list. It's in the perv handbook.]

There is a new baby in the Spears clan! Jamie Lynn Spears and her fiancé Casey Aldridge welcomed a baby girl Thursday morning. PEOPLE confirms exclusively that the baby was named Maddie Briann. (PEOPLE)

Maddie? Not Madeline? Or Madison? Or Matilda? Maddie. I guess that makes it easier and at least they didn’t name it Jamie III, or Lynn or Cheetoe. The great thing about all this is that Jamie Lynn has gone from white trash pregnant teen to a smoking hot teenage MILF with a giant rack. She’s got a good 5 years of hotness left before genetics and age ravage her resilient teen hotness. Back in high school I always dated the teen mothers for two reasons:

1. They’re hot, but needy with low self esteem
2. You know they fuck

A photographer has been arrested for allegedly stalking Jamie Lynn Spears and Casey Aldridge (better known as the guy who is being passed off as the real father of Jamie Lynn’s baby).

Edwin W. Merino, 30, of Los Angeles, posted bond Tuesday. He is scheduled to appear in court next week.

Authorities in Liberty, a small town in southwest Mississippi near the Louisiana border, said Merino wouldn’t leave the pregnant Spears and her fiance, Casey Aldridge, alone. (Yahoo News)

He’s a paparazzo. Isn’t it his job to stalk people? I think the real crime here is the lack of social programs and aid for the indigent in the deep south. And also, how good my ass looks in these new Diesel Jeans. Rreeow.

Here’s some pics of Jamie Lynn Spears before she got pregnant, because pregnant teens creep me out. I’m running out of aliases ladies.

Jamie Lynn Spears’ baby shower in Kentwood La. is our White Trash Moment of the Week (WTMOTW). Where else can you see redneck America in all it’s glory than at a baby shower for an unwed pregnant teen?

About 30 guests were invited - including big sis Britney - to Kentwood for a ladies-only, catered celebration for the 17-year-old at the family’s Serenity mansion. (Spears hadn’t been back to her hometown since her aunt’s funeral early last year.)

“Jamie Lynn opened every gift,” says a source, adding that mom Lynne and fiancé Casey Aldridge’s mother lent a hand. “We all sat in a circle and she opened gifts and thanked every person. It was just a good old-fashioned baby shower.”

In March, the Zoey 101 star registered for baby booty at Babies “R” Us. (People)

Speaking of Zoey 101. Remember how she’s really pregnant by the 30+ year old Nickelodeon producer and not this Casey Aldridge kid. Yeah, that must feel really great. Not only are you up for statutory rape charges, and responsible for a baby that isn’t yours, but you didn’t even get to hit the kitty. There is some consolation though, I hear the Nickelodeon guy had his assistant go online and send over some nice Amazon.com gift certificates.

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If ever you think that Britney is the whitest shade of trash in the Spears family, consider how her little sis spent her birthday this weekend. Besides the fact that Jamie Lynn Spears spent her 17th birthday pregnant and hanging out with her baby Daddy, add to this that she spent it in a damn Wal-Mart. Now I understand being all down-home Southern and shit, but Wal-Mart? Is there no way to upgrade the shopping, Jamie Lynn? Even Kentwood, LA is sure to have a Target, right? I guess you can take the girl out of the trailer, but . . . you know the rest . . .