Hotties
Rachel Bilson=Total Cuteness
Nov 16th
So I saw this picture of Rachel Bilson attending the New York premier of the thriller “Awake” and I just had to publicly proclaim how damn cute she is! Usually I like to focus on hot girls–mostly blondes–but Rachel is so adorable that it struck me and I just had to write about it. Her arched eyebrows, her little nose, her freckles, and her tiny body all combine to take “cute” to a whole other level.
Cuteness of this caliber belongs up there with Yorkie Terriers and Munchkins. I bet Rachel lives in Sugarplum land in an all-pink room and sleeps surrounded by good fairies who bless her nightly . . . because seriously, y’all, she’s that damn cute!
Charlize Theron Is Welcome in My Shower Anytime
Oct 10th
And there we have it folks–Esquire Magazine’s “Sexiest Woman Alive” for 2007 is Charlize Theron. I could go on and on about how hot she is, but I know that you just want to see the pictures to fantasize over. To that end, Charlize has provided the fodder for your perversions. Have at it!
Anna Kournikova Is a Breath of Fresh Air
Oct 8th
Pretty soon I’m going to hire Chris Crocker to make a video for me in which he will beg the print, television, and web media to leave Miss Lennox alone with their goddamn 24-7 coverage of Britney’s every Taco Bell stop and hoo-ha flashing. I’m over Britney. I’m sick of nothing but Britney on every web page I view!!!
Thankfully the pretty and sane Anna Kournikova presented herself in a bikini top and form-fitting lounge pants this weekend, and I have a tiny Britney break and a nice piece of flesh to look at on-line. Plus, Anna’s not a Hollywood Bimbette. In fact, the only stupid thing she’s ever done was date and continue to date that douchebag Enrique Iglesias. I mean seriously, what do you see in a guy who friggin’ tells the news media that he needs extra-small condoms?!? Note, not “Small,” but “Extra-Small.” Jesus, I want to vomit thinking about his 3.5″ chili pepper! Aye, conyo!
But anyway, Anna K’s body is ridiculously tight and toned so please enjoy these pics of her . . . despite Douchebag Iglesias ruining some of them.
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Alicia Silverstone Is A Naked Activist
Sep 20th
Miss Lennox is a vegetarian. Miss Lennox is a lingerie model. But Miss Lennox has her panties in a wad trying to figure out what the hell PETA was thinking with having Alicia Silverstone pose nude and shoot a nude Public Service Announcement to speak out against eating meat.
PETA is quite proud of its “first-ever naked veggie testimonial PSA,” but I’m not convinced. Sex does sell and Alicia Silverstone is gorgeous, but these ads sure as hell aren’t going to inspire a meat-eater to go grab a veggie burger. Though, the television ad and accompanying print ad probably will make you want to go have sex. Enjoy!
