Hotties
Sophie Monk has Noassitol
Apr 16th
Sophie Monk is hot in that I’d hit it, but somethin’ ain’t right kinda way. And I think I figured it out. She has noassitol. A dreaded condition where perfectly hot girls stop eating carbs and diet their way right out of a nice onion shaped bandonk. Girlfriend need some fried chicken.
Ashley Alexandra Dupré
Mar 13th
This is Ashley Alexandra Dupré, aka Kristen the expensive escort that Eliot Spitzer got in so much trouble over. From the NYTimes:
She left a broken home on the Jersey Shore at 17 and came to New York City to work the nightclubs as a rhythm and blues singer. Now, at 22, she is the unwitting, and as yet unseen, star of the seamy drama that is the downfall of Gov. Eliot Spitzer of New York.
According to her MySpace page (now gone) she left NJ at 17 because of abuse and hardship to pursue a music career and a better life.
I am all about my music, and my music is all about me… It flows from what I’ve been through, what I’ve seen and how I feel. I live in New York and am on top of the world. Been here since 2004 and I love this city, I love my life here. But, my path has not been easy. When I was 17, I left home. It was my decision and I’ve never looked back. Left my hometown. Left a broken family. Left abuse. Left an older brother who had already split. Left and learned what it was like to have everything, and lose it, again and again. Learned what it was like to wake up one day and have the people you care about most gone. I have been alone. I have abused drugs. I have been broke and homeless. But, I survived, on my own. I am here, in NY because of my music.
There are two issues here. First, you can’t blame Eliot Spitzer (who’s 49) for wanting to bang a tight 22 year old girl who likes to party till the sun comes up. He was just arrogant, got careless and got caught. Second, why does everyone feel sorry for Ashley Alexandra Dupré? She’s not wasted youth or good girl gone wrong, she’s a fucking hero. She grew up poor, in an abusive home and now she makes $1000.00 an hour, travels the world and lives like a celebrity. She’s like the white Oprah… except she gets laid a lot more. It is the oldest profession, just ask Jesus!
Snippypants update: Well I guess Ashley got around to deleting her MySpace adn someone else has already made a new on with her name. I think its Jesus from Drunken Stepfather. You rogue…
Lake Bell, OMFG
Mar 6th
God. Damn.
Lake Bell is quickly becoming the Fatback Media favorite girl this year. We loved her in Surface (where’d that go?) and Boston Legal and now she’s moved on to the big screen for 2008 in films like What Happens in Vegas, Still Waters, and Pride & Glory (with Colin Farrell). These images are from GQ (probably…or an intern is now fired) and really showcase Lake Bell’s um…intellectual prowess. Normally, I’m not a big fan of the couture swimsuits becuase I think they went out with the hairy bushed 70′s Playboy shoots, but I find myself liking this one for some reason.
Links if you made it this far:
- Paris Hilton is banging this Buddhist monk actor from those movies. (Bastardly)
- Lindsay’s not pregnant, it’s the HPV swelling that makes her look fat (DS)
- Paris Hilton topless but less sexy than you’d probably imagine (Jordan)
- Sex and The City still ruining New York (Webster)
- Gnarls Barkley wans to give you seizures. (Celebrity Smack)
- Angelina Jolie is pregnant with twins. No shit. (Allie)
- Madison Healy is the Cute College girl this week. (CH)
Meet Fatback Media Blogger Lennox Miller
Mar 5th
Hi y’all, I’m Lennox Miller, proud Atlanta native and resident, and your friendly staff blogger here at FatbackMedia.com! I’ve been blogging for the Fatback “Empire” since July 2007, first at the now-defunct FatbackandCollards.com site, and now this new incarnation of that site. Anyway, since I spend half my posts showing you hot celebs and picking apart or exalting their body parts, I figured I’d share some of my pics with you as well. Many bloggers are faceless (and “bodyless” for that matter), but I aim to be more visible. Maybe you’ve already seen me in my weekly Gossip Wrap-Up videos on this site, but if not, well, now you’ll see a heck of a lot of me in my pictures below. And, if you’re even more curious, you can visit my website. There you’ll learn fun-filled facts about me, such as I’m rather certain that I was the only [former] HOOTERS girl who worked there while she had a Masters’ degree, that I played in the 2006 World Series of Poker Main Event, and that I love to take pictures in skimpy lingerie. Speaking of which, while the pics on my website are kinda-sorta safe for work, they’re definitely not safe around your wife or girlfriend!
(All photos by NRV Photography–photographer Ken RAWKS!)
