Heidi Montag
Hollywood Halloween Part Deux
Oct 30th
If they wear them, Miss Lennox will talk! Yes, more Halloween costumes from Hollywood this weekend. Though there are several pics, Dennis Rodman as Jungle Big Bird Tranny does take the cake. And, I just want to tell you how much more I loathe Spencer Pratt after seeing him in his costume. Indeed Spencer is a Superhero, a.k.a. SuperDouche.
Heidi Montag Needs to Stop
Sep 28th
This is probably the fifty billionth set of pathetically staged pictures that The Hills “star” Heidi Montag has paid somebody to take of her recently. Pictures that she apparently thinks will one day make her famous. I really don’t know how to break this to her, but no, no they won’t. She’s kinda fugly. It won’t help her self-esteem to know that I could walk through the campus of UNCW for ten minutes and, at worst, find 100 chicks hotter than her. I wonder how she…whoa, what? Well, of course I’d still fuck her. She sorta reminds me of your sister. She was a freak.
