Heidi Montag
Yea, They’re Pretty Rich
Sep 29th
The salaries of all the stars on MTV’s The Hills has leaked to the public. I Don’t quite understand the obsession with the show except that a lot of losers out there like to live vicariously through the stars and think if they are watching hot chicks going to clubs in Hollywood with tons of money, that must mean that they are hot chicks going to clubs in Hollywood with lots of money. I know. Crazy right?
Not that they are worthy of their fat paychecks but it is being reported that Kristin Cavallari makes $90,000 per episode, Spencer Pratt makes $65,000 per episode (haha), and Audrina Patridge makes $100,000. This has kind of makes me wonder how much Lauren Conrad was being paid when she was still on the show. Since then her star has dropped and she is lucky I am even mentioning her name because she doesn’t need any press because she is not doing anything.
And oh yea, Heidi Montag or Heidi Pratt or whatever the fuck she is calling herself these days makes $100,000 an episode just like Audrina. Neither have talent so I can understand why they make so much. That is the key on MTV. No talent= big bucks. I am much more interested in Audrina Patridge naked however so I hope they cut her salary so she will do a Playboy photo shoot. A REAL one. None of this hype and then no nipple like Heidi. I have my fingers, toes and eyes crossed for this. But let’s face it. As long as losers are sitting in their home eating ice cream and then purging said ice cream to keep a slim figure so they can look more like the people on The Hills, Audrina and the others will always have a job.
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Heidi Montag Nearly Nude and Airbrushed
Aug 14th
So this is Heidi Montag in in her *ahem* adult magazine photoshoot.
Two things:
- I’ve seen more nudity in the Bible
- I’ve seen less airbrushing on a beaded t-shirt in Myrtle Beach South Carolina
Why do they airbrush the SHIT out of these things? She’s like 24 and has huge tits. She’s all set. It’s not like she’s some aging actress trying to get back some of the glory of the Buffy days (sorry Kristy! Call me!). We don’t need “sexy elegant” here. This magazine sits on the back of the toilet in a frat house, not the desk of the CEO of Bank of America next to Yachting Digest. I mean how classy can you really be with your tits hanging out in a spank mag photo session? But I digress…
Speaking of naked tits. THERE ARE NONE. It’s the ultimate tease by a girl who will probably make every man in her life put his fist through a wall. I’m pretty sure Jesus doesn’t give you partial credit. So, enjoy? These will probably be gone within a few hours.
Heidi Montag Unveils Her Playboy Cover
Aug 7th
I am a pervert so I am super excited that Heidi Montag is going to take off all of her clothes for Playboy even though she tries to be a good little Christian girl. During the red carpet premiere for the new G.I. Joe Movie, G.I. Joe: Rise of the Cobra, Speidi decided to make an appearance with the September issue of the magazine showing off how dirty Heidi can get.
When I say dirty I mean it in the most literal form because on the cover she is smeared with dirt and mud and has the Playboy bunny carved into her stomach. I am not a huge fan of Heidi or The Hillsbut I don’t mind looking at pretty girls when they are naked and even though I am not a fan I gotta say that this is probably one of the coolest covers in Playboy history. I would love to smear the website with pics I am going to scan when the issue comes out but being sued isn’t all that much fun so you probably won’t see them here. Sorry.
Heidi Montag, or Pratt, or Whatever Was Hospitalized
Jun 8th
Heidi Montag has finally got in over her head with her attention whoring ways. She was rushed to a Coasta Rican hospital over the weekend after enduring a challenge on the NBC show I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here. I am guessing the show will air tonight, but NBC is being coy about the fact that Speidi is back on the show or not.
Heidi was locked in something called the Lost Chamber and was not allowed out, according to Us magazine, a couple of days. Afterwards Heidi was rushed to the hospital and had to have an IV put in her. I wonder where they stuck it? Hehe. I know I am perverted. Anyway, this is probably the most serious trip Heidi has taken to the hospital since she had to have her tonsils removed when she was 12. NBC is claiming they did not torture her, and Heidi is thinking about leaving the show. But once that voice in her head says “ATTENTION, ATTENTION, ATTENTION” she will reconsider and will endure just about anything to prolong her 15 minutes of fame.
Links that never leave the woods
Angelina Jolie is famous- IDLYITW
Ron Jeremy is helpful- Geno’s World
Britney Spears is clubbing- popbytes
Stephen Colbert shaves his head for the troops- Seriously? OMG! WTF?
P.Diddy is working with Miley Cyrus- Drunken Stepfather
Hugh Jackman wears funny little hats- yeeeah
The David Carradine death is looking more and more like a murder- IDLYITW
Britney Spears is topless- notorious news
Jessica Alba is a dumpster diver- Celeb News Wire
Bruno movie lawsuit is clearly garbage- Amy Grindhouse
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Kelly Brook voted sexiest body and breasts- Holy Moly
Avril Lavigne is still alive- I Don’t Want Your Life
Leona sings. Whoever that is- Allie Is Wired












