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I am a pervert so I am super excited that Heidi Montag is going to take off all of her clothes for Playboy even though she tries to be a good little Christian girl. During the red carpet premiere for the new G.I. Joe Movie, G.I. Joe: Rise of the Cobra, Speidi decided to make an appearance with the September issue of the magazine showing off how dirty Heidi can get.

When I say dirty I mean it in the most literal form because on the cover she is smeared with dirt and mud and has the Playboy bunny carved into her stomach. I am not a huge fan of Heidi or The Hillsbut I don’t mind looking at pretty girls when they are naked and even though I am not a fan I gotta say that this is probably one of the coolest covers in Playboy history. I would love to smear the website with pics I am going to scan when the issue comes out but being sued isn’t all that much fun so you probably won’t see them here. Sorry.

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Heidi Montag has finally got in over her head with her attention whoring ways. She was rushed to a Coasta Rican hospital over the weekend after enduring a challenge on the NBC show I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here. I am guessing the show will air tonight, but NBC is being coy about the fact that Speidi is back on the show or not.

Heidi was locked in something called the Lost Chamber and was not allowed out, according to Us magazine, a couple of days. Afterwards Heidi was rushed to the hospital and had to have an IV put in her. I wonder where they stuck it? Hehe. I know I am perverted. Anyway, this is probably the most serious trip Heidi has taken to the hospital since she had to have her tonsils removed when she was 12. NBC is claiming they did not torture her, and Heidi is thinking about leaving the show. But once that voice in her head says “ATTENTION, ATTENTION, ATTENTION” she will reconsider and will endure just about anything to prolong her 15 minutes of fame.

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There is a new show that is on tv called I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here. It basically takes the bottom dwelling d-listers in Hollywood and put them all together on an island in Costa Rica and make them do shit. I am not quite sure how the show works but it something to do with people in the states calling in and telling the producers how to torture celebrities.

Of course, desperate for even more attention, Speidi signed up to be on the show. And they can not take it. They are actually living up to the shows name and desperately want out of there. According to E!, they expected to be staying at an actual hotel and spend most of the day chilling on the beach. And if you know Heidi Montag’s music videos, she is good at that.

But they weren’t only pissed about the shitty accomodations, they were t.o.ed that they were coupled with people who, in their eyes, were less famous than themselves. Heidi Montag complained to a producer, ” I wish they had some real celebrities like K-Fed.” Shit. You think K-Fed is gonna go out there away from all his alimony money and actually work? Hahaha! I think not!

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