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Heidi Montag, whose only reasons for being famous are having a huge rack and being born in a nice neighborhood, recently revealed that she is voting for John McCain in the upcoming 2008 Presidential election. Hordes of people went about their business not caring, as usual.

“I’m voting for John McCain,” she tells Us Weekly in its latest issue, on newsstands now.

“I’m a Republican and McCain has a lot of experience,” she explains. (Us)

I love it when famous people  - who have no idea how the world works because they are spoon fed the Hollywood version of reality - try to have an opinion. We don’t care. I fucking promise. Shut up and keep performing monkey. Also, my grandfather (who is a life long Republican and veteran) said he rather see a gay chinaman as president than John McCain because the gooks blowed his mind in the 70’s when he was a POW.  Did I mention my grandfather is really fucking old and racist? More of Heidi’s awesome boobs.

The Hills whore Heidi Montag got a new rack last year, and now she’s reportedly addicted to plastic surgery. Sources say Montag is now on a surgery rampage and is planning to get Botox injections, liposuction, and her ears pinned back. Because she’s a Doberman? Hell, I don’t know. A source tells InTouch Weekly:

“Heidi seems obsessed with plastic surgery. It’s all she seems to talk about. Heidi is far from done with her surgeries.”

Whatever psychosis this chick is going through, everybody should just chill, because it seems to be working from the neck down. She should just throw the rest of the money at her face, but she might have a hard time finding a doctor. Heidi looks like she has Downs, so the doctor would basically need to start over from scratch. And I’m thinking there might be lawsuits and police questioning involved with sneaking into Angelina Jolie’s house and taking a mold of her head.

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Happy 2008! With this new year there are a ton of celebs who I hope to never see again . . . it’s not that I want all of them dead (though there are a few that upon expiring would make the world a better place). Rather, I just hope for their disappearance from the pop culture radar. I don’t’ want to see these folks on blogs, I don’t want to blog about them, I don’t want to pick up a magazine and see their faces. Period. Got it? Okay, now for the list:

1. Spencer Pratt/Heidi Montag (these two are on my Die List)
2. Britney Spears and any relative of her, yet unborn or living
3. Celebrity crotch sans undies (yeah, not a person, but just as offensive)
4. Kanye West
5. Lindsey Lohan
6. Celebrity Pregnancy denials from obviously prego celebs
7. Anyone from the Hogan family
8. Akon
9. The Olly Twins
10. Angelina and Brad and their 34 kids
11. Marie Osmond

And who do I hope to see more of in 2008? My top pick is Amy Winehouse. I am fascinated by her depravity and hope to see more awful pictures of her junkie body in 2008, though I fear her days are drawing near. That’s why I have backup celebrities to track. I want to see more of Tyra Banks self-aggrandize, self-praise, self-examine, and tell the rest of us why she is perfect. Also, I look forward to watching Ashley Tisdale’s new nose job settle down and take its permanent shape. And it is my ardent wish that the rare treat of CoCo (Ice-T’s wife) shows up to more award shows this year sprouting camel toe and clothes that are too tight on her huge ass and thighs. Oh and let’s not forget Miss New York and Bret Michaels–the former is sure to have yet another show on VH1 and the latter’s oh-so-ardent quest for “love” airs in a couple of weeks. And in general I look very forward to seeing who the next Nickelodeon or Disney purported teenage virgin to get knocked up is–Miley Cyrus anyone? And let’s not forget that Paula Abdul and a whole host of fellow crazies are coming back to us this month via American Idol. Hell yeah! Welcome 2008!

So raise a toast to expiring celebs and take yet another look at Coco’s inexplicable ass . . .

If it is at all possible for a female to be a girl a douchebag, then may Miss Lennox proclaim Heidi Montag as big of a douchy as her fiance Spencer Pratt. I had to read her new interview with Blender magazine in bits and pieces–like separated by 30 minute intervals–because the nausea that was rising up in my throat with each of Heidi’s words of wisdom needed time to go back down so that I didn’t appear like a post-binge bulimic.

Apparently Heidi is a girl of many talents and her talent stems back to early childhood:

“I’ve always been singing. I’ve been dancing since I was 2—hip-hop, jazz, tap, everything. I was a wicked stepsister in Cinderella. I was a fairy in A Midsummer Night’s Dream. I was Beatrice in . . . an old English play. Acting, singing, dancing —it’s always been in me.”

Wow, Heidi, you did elementary school theater. Totally tantamount to the big screen, yeah. Anyway, let’s talk about the idiot that actually is into her, namely her fiance Spencer Pratt. He offers:

“Heidi is gonna be the biggest pop star in the world . . . you can quote me on that.”

After hearing Heidi’s first single leaked to KISS FM in L.A. a few months ago, my take is, “Heidi’s music and voice f*cking sucks balls.” Oh, and you can quote me on that.

I’d talk about more of the article here, but the nausea is coming back so check out this month’s Blender for the WonderDouche that is Heidi Montag.

If they wear them, Miss Lennox will talk! Yes, more Halloween costumes from Hollywood this weekend. Though there are several pics, Dennis Rodman as Jungle Big Bird Tranny does take the cake. And, I just want to tell you how much more I loathe Spencer Pratt after seeing him in his costume. Indeed Spencer is a Superhero, a.k.a. SuperDouche.