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Not really, but a girl can dream, right? Hey y’all Emily here. Heidi Klum should host a cooking show on the Food Network wearing nothing but silk stalkings and a smile.

It’s chef HEIDI KLUM — showing off her kitchen prowess! She flips omelets like a pro in a candid behind-the-scenes look at her Malibu photo shoot for October’s Self magazine (www.Self.com).

In the new issue, Heidi reveals her rarely seen creative and casual side. The hot-as-ever “Project Runway” host and mother of two speaks openly about her struggle in trying to conform to model stereotypes.

“I just thought, ‘You know, that’s not who I am. I just don’t look like that.’ I never will be. I’m more big boned that way. I’m more curvy. And that’s just the way it is. Now I don’t really think about it.”(source)

I always thought Heidi and I could be twins. She has a killer smile, I have a killer bee farm. She’s hot. I live in the south where it’s hot. She’s German. I like wiener schnitzel. She has sexy curves. I have a tattoo that says Slippery When Wet near one of my curves. She’s married to Seal. I broke the seal of the Oxyconton bottle this morning. All I’m sayin’ is Heidi Klum can cook omelets for me any day. She could burn my cereal and I’d still drink her bathwater. Hot. So. Very. Hot. Don’t do drugs! Here’s Heidi in the August Jane Magazine. Is it hot in here?