Heidi Klum
Heidi Klum Is Preggers
Apr 16th
I love supermodels. And it annoys me greatly when they sacrifice their perfect bodies in the name of family. It is selfish. So now it has been confirmed that Heidi Klum will roll the dice yet again and is pregnant with her fourth child. For some reason, nobody blew the whistle when they saw her 4 month old baby bump. How the fuck do people miss these things?
And check out some of the names for these kids. She has a 3 year old named Henry Gunther Ademola Dashtu Samuel and a 2 year old named Johan Riley Fyodor Taiwo Samuel. What the fuck happened to John? They already have a nice simple last name Klum. Kids on the play ground don’t have much ammo for that one. But now they have a virtual smorgasbord of names to choose from to make fun of. If I were her kids I would kill myself and leaving a suicide note that read” I love sucking on my mom’s titties but my name sucks.” More pics of her with her screaming kids below.
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A Very Naughty Angel!
Nov 14th
Ah, behold the Victoria’s Secret models who will be working the catwalk in VS‘ annual fashion show on December 4th. Behold the beauties fresh off their plane ride into L.A. where they will rehearse for the show. Now behold the model on the far right–the rollicking, frollicking, playful, young model who can’t keep her hands to herself. What a naughty girl! Not only does she turn her nice ass to the camera for us to see, but she’s also grabbing Heidi Klum’s breast. Niiiiiice. Kind of makes you wonder if she tried to join the Mile High club while in flight with her other girls . . .
Update: we lost the pics in the server migration so I just posted a bunch shit from the archives. enjoy!
MILF! MILF! MILF!
Jul 30th
It takes a lot to turn Miss Lennox from a demure Southern girl to a raging hormone. But Heidi Klum has done just that. Her new shots from Arena Magazine have me thinking all kinds of dirty thoughts . . . yeah, I’d jump the fence for her!
But instead of my incessant sexual ramblings, I’ll just share these smokin’ pics of her . . .
Heidi Klum v. Rachael Ray. In Jell-O.
Sep 22nd
Not really, but a girl can dream, right? Hey y’all Emily here. Heidi Klum should host a cooking show on the Food Network wearing nothing but silk stalkings and a smile.
It’s chef HEIDI KLUM — showing off her kitchen prowess! She flips omelets like a pro in a candid behind-the-scenes look at her Malibu photo shoot for October’s Self magazine (www.Self.com).
In the new issue, Heidi reveals her rarely seen creative and casual side. The hot-as-ever “Project Runway” host and mother of two speaks openly about her struggle in trying to conform to model stereotypes.
“I just thought, ‘You know, that’s not who I am. I just don’t look like that.’ I never will be. I’m more big boned that way. I’m more curvy. And that’s just the way it is. Now I don’t really think about it.”(source)
I always thought Heidi and I could be twins. She has a killer smile, I have a killer bee farm. She’s hot. I live in the south where it’s hot. She’s German. I like wiener schnitzel. She has sexy curves. I have a tattoo that says Slippery When Wet near one of my curves. She’s married to Seal. I broke the seal of the Oxyconton bottle this morning. All I’m sayin’ is Heidi Klum can cook omelets for me any day. She could burn my cereal and I’d still drink her bathwater. Hot. So. Very. Hot. Don’t do drugs! Here’s Heidi in the August Jane Magazine. Is it hot in here?
