Hayden Panettiere
Hayden Panettiere Is A Freak-A-Leek
Feb 6th
Hayden Panettiere is one of those goody goody teenage stars that don’t stay out late and get drunk at clubs and do stupid shit. Until now. Last night Hayden was seen making out with Jesse McCartney, 21, or at least he was making out with her neck. After a few minutes of that Hayden was seen, and never photographed, giving Jesse a lap dance. Hot. I am not 100% sure who Jesse McCartney is which tells me he is a goody goody too. Some people still think that Hayden is dating 31 year old Milo Ventimigla, but after this I would say they are dunzo.
Hayden is slowly coming out of her shell and is getting to be more and more of an extrovert. Which is good news because all the other stars in their early 20′s and late teens are all out of rehab and nothing interesting happens on the Sunset Strip anymore. One good sign of a true freak is the fact that Hayden wears a thong. See below. And Miley Cyrus is a bit of a freak but we will have to wait until she is 18 before we horn dog all over her. At least I will. When goody good Hayden was asked when she will give her next lap dance she said, ” Lap dance?! That’s a naughty no no. Private parts are yucky and covered in hair. It looks funny.” After that she caught a pink pumpkin carriage back to her castle.
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Um. What?
Jul 21st
This is Hayden Panettiere singing(?) in a video(?) from her new album(?). Last time I checked Hayden was like 16. Boy they sure do grow up fast. I’m hoping that at least a few years have passed since she was 16 because after watching what she does in this video, I think I hear Dateline NBC at the door. PS. Is that Fergie’s voice?
Hayden Panettiere and Her Cottage Cheese Thighs
Apr 1st
I’ve said it before here and I’ll say it again–I know Hayden Panettiere is only 18 and thus I should feel guilty for picking apart her body . . . however her boyfriend is 30 years old. So if she’s going to play in the big leagues, then she’s fair game for this blogger. And today I’m pointing out her cellulite. Sure there are a ton of cute pics of her from the Kids Choice Awards–and she is a cute girl–but at only 18 years old she has outer thigh cellulite which she showed off to the paparazzi at the Kids Choice Awards. What the hell is in the water nowadays? Back in Granny Lennox’s high school days none of us had cellulite. Anyway, I will give the girl tons of credit though–unlike many young celebs, Hayden does know how to sit with her legs closed in a dress, and nowadays that is quite an accomplishment.
Who Let in the Old Folks?
Mar 31st
You’d think Nickelodeon’s Kids’ Choice Awards would be a pedophile’s dream, yet it seems that the event was mostly filled with geriatrics . . . you know, the 25+ crowd. I mean you had your usual teenage suspects Miley Cyrus and Hayden Panettiere in attendance–by the way, nice ass shot for the kids, Hayden!–but you also had Cameron Diaz, Jennifer Love Hewitt and her Hips, and a very pregnant Jessica Alba. And speaking of Jessica Alba, is she there as a role model for 8 year olds who aspire to become pregnant before marriage? Well, I guess she is a better choice than Jamie Lynn Spears. Also, when you check out the pics from the Kids’ Choice Awards, notice Rihanna’s strange, strange face. She looks like a goddamn Star Trek character if you ask me . . .
