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Hayden Panettiere’s dad is in hot water after being arrested for allegedly striking Hayden’s mom, Lesley after an argument this week.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ Alan and Lesley Panettiere were at a party earlier in the evening. We’re told Alan was upset because Lesley was “hanging” with someone at the shindig and he felt she was “disrespecting” him.

Sources say, according to Lesley’s statement to Sheriffs, the couple went home, began arguing and he struck her in the cheek. We’re told cops took pictures and there are visible marks. (TMZ)

First of all spousal abuse is no joke and neither is Hayden Pannettiere’s ass. No. Joke. Speaking of…wanna here one my dad used to tell me? “What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?” “Nothing, you already told her twice.”

Yeah, my mom didn’t think it was that funny either, but she was always giving too much lip.

Hayden Panettiere cut her hair short. Why do girls think it’s cool to get short hair cuts? Short hair is not meant for hot chicks. It’s meant for mommies who have given up on life and hate their husbands. Hayden just went from smoking hot 18 year old cheerleader, to where’s my mini-van I need to take the kids to McDonald’s so I can get a god damn McFlurry.

There are only 2 times a girl should ever cut her hair short

1. Brain Surgery
2. Never

Meh.

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Hayden Panettiere has reportedly reached out to former Spice Girl, Geri Halliwell to help get her music career(?) off the ground.

The actress signed deal with Hollywood Records years before her Heroes TV show became a big hit and now she is devoting her time to carving out a pop career.
Her new reggae-flavoured song - Wake Up Call - has been written by Andreas ‘Quiz’ Romdhane and Josef Larossi, who have previously churned out hits for Halliwell, Diana Ross and Westlife. (Contact Music)

Isn’t she like 18? So that means that “years before” means that some idiot signed a 12 or 13 year old to a record label thinking that was good idea. Young female singer’s need two things to make it the music industry:

1. Huge tits
2. Willingness to sleep with creepy record producers

1 + 2 = Instant stardom. No amount of HGH in the world can make that combo un-creepy if the girl is 13.

I looked out my window and sure enough, pigs are flying. I mean, I’m actually going to pay Hayden Panettiere a compliment. I know I’ve ragged on her before because her massive, muscular thighs really do scare me. Plus, it icks me out that she’s 18 dating her 30 year-old co-star. But, I must admit that she looks awesome here in these pics from the 58th Berlinale Film Festival in Berlin last night.

Hayden is quite the world traveler at 18–saving whales in Japan, and attending a film festival in Germany. Anyway, her makeup artist and her stylist are to be commended for putting her look together because it comes off as gorgeous. Oh, and did you just happen to maybe notice the accidental cleavage shot above?