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If they wear them, Miss Lennox will talk! Yes, more Halloween costumes from Hollywood this weekend. Though there are several pics, Dennis Rodman as Jungle Big Bird Tranny does take the cake. And, I just want to tell you how much more I loathe Spencer Pratt after seeing him in his costume. Indeed Spencer is a Superhero, a.k.a. SuperDouche.

This weekend the L.A. chapter of The Children Affected by AIDS Foundation held their annual Dream Halloween fund raiser event. Now I may or may not be hit with a cloud of brimstone for mentioning this noble charity in a celeb-skewing post, but since I went to church and Bible Study on Sunday, I’ll take my chances. And since this fund raiser seriously brought out some of the worst, creepiest costumes in celeb Halloween history, I just have to share.

I think that when one attends a children’s event, the assumption is that you can cut corners with your normal attention to detail and the standard image you try to portray as a celeb. I guess everyone figured that kids just wouldn’t notice any otherwise unsettling aspect of their appearance that evening? That’s really the only way to explain Teri Hatcher’s very unflattering-bordering-on-pscyho Queen of Hearts get-up, Jamie Lee Curtis looking like a tranny MC of a drag contest who forgot “her” wig, and Rumer Willis’ insistence on wearing a costume that is cut so as to deliberately show her hoo-ha. Oh and if you like jailbait, make sure to click on Andrea Bowen’s picture–her costume gives pedophiles ’round the world a reason to cheer . . .