Grey’s Anatomy

Nicole Richie Still Skinny

Rehab is for quitters. Bitches.

Ok, it’s the holidays and things are slow so I’m going through the posting queue and pulling out some also-rans. Enjoy the stale news bitches.

Repeat after me: Nicole Richie was not in rehab. She was in rehab, wasn’t she?

Nicole Richie wants to clear the air once and for all!

An eyewitness tells Life & Style that the skinny starlet, who had reportedly gone into rehab to seek help for her weight, marched up to gossip blogger Perez Hilton today at LA’s Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf and insisted to him: “I was NOT in rehab! Everyone was wrong. I did not go to rehab.” (source)

While probably laden with swimming pools, tennis courts, caviar and movie stars, I’m still pretty sure that building is considered an institution. And your seminar on ‘how to eat more than 6 raisins’ is probably considered therapy. And your 78-pound frame is almost certainly considered to be the cause of an eating disorder. I’m not a doctor, but I have watched several episodes of Grey’s Anatomy so I’m quite sure that qualifies me to make these judgments. Now I’m off to eat a cheeseburger (extra mayo!) while watching my “stories”. Here are some pictures of April Scott a woman who knows what curves are supposed look like.
Skinny bitches are skanks. Feast your eyes on some curves. J-int-the-T and in the front too. Eat a sandwich bitch. Nobody wants your shit.See Nicole? Curvy is hot, not bony. No one wants to bang a box of pencils.

Katherine Heigl Vegas Snake Charmer

Katherin Heigl. Snake Charmer

Howdy, folks, Emily here, sending you a delightful photo of Grey’s Anatomy hottie Katherine Heigl with snake at the Tao Laz Vegas first anniversary.(Photo)

Women and snakes go together like vodka and a fist full of Xanax. Super hot women and snakes are a combination more lethal than Danny Smith’s drug overdose (RIP!) Seeing that snake reminds me of the time I caught Sister Edwards gathering chicken bones for her hoodoo spell to invoke on her husband. Allegedly, he was caught in the bathroom stall with his secretary in a decidedly un-Godly state. The preacher said in order to officially repent her sin of burning-hot resentment, she had to stand in the pulpit with a rattlesnake, praying for deliverance of the demons that lay at her doorstep. The Lord would forgive her if she faced the snake unharmed. After her cleansing, the congregation gathered in celebration in the dining hall for fried chicken and sweet potatoes while EMS administered the anti-venom. Ahhh, sweet memories. The south rulez!

Here are a couple of more pictures of Katherine and her goodly presence.

Katherine Heigl is happy and good. Bless us. Katherine Heigl is an angel.