Gossip
Welcome to Atlanta . . .
Oct 15th
This weekend my sexy, Southern city (Atlanta, baby!) was host to the BET Awards. However, since Miss Lennox lives in the pampered suburbs, she did not notice any increase in traffic or roads blocked off, and life went on as usual. But I see that the attire of the celebs at the BET Award Show was anything but usual.
Granted Bootsy Collins (pictured above) gets a pass since his clothing pretty much has looked like this for the last forty years, but today’s relevant celebs also seemed to have left their fashion sense back at the crib. Though, what they lacked in sense, they more than made up for in ridiculous colors and patterns. Have a look at the red carpet “fashions” some celebs wore to the award show. It looks like these folks’ luggage never made it to Hartsfield Airport.
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Paris is a Great Sister
Oct 11th
I guess somebody should’ve told Paris Hilton that Nicky Hilton’s 25th birthday party actually meant “Nicky Hilton’s 25th birthday party”, because of course, Paris made it all about Paris. God, this whore can’t help herself. Every time she sees a camera it’s like a fish that saw something shiny. Nicky Hilton could get shot in the face and Paris would show up at the crime scene covered in gasoline with a lighter in her hand and waving her arms like a P.O.W. who just saw a plane.
Rumer Willis Resurrects Billie Jean
Oct 1st
Halloween comes early for the Willis family, perhaps. I am ardently hoping that this isn’t what Rumer Willis chose to gallivant around Hollywood in last night. Instead, I’d like to believe that Rumer was previewing her Halloween costume for an 80′s themed party she is attending later this month, because my God she totally is sporting the Legend of Billie Jean look. She must be one tough chick out on a mission to teach the world that they can’t do anything they want to you . . . or whatever the tagline for that movie was (dude, the movie came out in the 80′s and I was like 4 years old when I saw it cut me some slack). {Ed. note: FAIR’S FAIR! -fatback}
Anyway, I’m not sure what’s up with Rumer’s new do or why she chose the Billie Jean sexy-rough girl look . . . OR why she wore this in public . . . OR why she paired her all black out fit with horrific brown ankle boots, but one things for sure–the poor girl’s got her Daddy’s face, and on a female that’s certainly not a good thing.
PETA Plays Dirty
Sep 25th
With the launch of PETA‘s new campaign featuring Dita Von Teese, it is now twice in one week that a PETA ad has inspired a blog post from Miss Lennox. And I only pay these ads heed purely due to the ridiculous nature of their modus operandi–America will stop animal cruelty if instructed by half-naked B-listers. Yeaaaaah, I don’t think so.
Last week PETA released Alicia’s Silverstone’s soft porn print and television ad in which she was naked and telling people not to eat meat . . . but she was NAKED, damnit, so who cares what she was saying? Personally, I was a lot more interested in her nude body than whatever she was promoting. Anyway, now PETA is using Dita Von Teese to promote friggin’ Animal Birth Control, when instead it looks like Dita is promoting high-class whores catering to older, stodgy men who have naughty teacher fetishes.
I’m waiting for next week’s PETA ad featuring a photo in which the Hills girls engage in a lesbian orgy and the print message instructs America not to wear fur. Oh. HOTB has the video for you stodgy pervs.
[ed. note: I second that.. FB.]
UPDATE: Here’s a video from PETA.org talking about their new marketing push and the use of nudity. I just left it on mute and fats forwarded to the boobies. Be nice to puppies! VIDEO LINK
