Gossip
Kelly Brook has lingerie
Nov 9th
Kelly Brook is one of those UK girls with big tits who are famous for having big tits and getting naked, but the problem is that Kelly Brook is now so famous in the UK, that she really doesn’t have to get naked anymore. She just goes around to places selling her crappy line of perfume and bikinis. Or her lingerie like she did at a New Look Store yesterday. It really becomes a problem when Brook can’t even be bothered to model any of it and hires models. At least I think they’re models. The one on the far right is kinda hot, but I’m almost positive the one in red was born a man. And I’m not sure the tall one is even human. I don’t know what she did after the show but there’s a good chance that her to do list may have include “terrorize villagers.”
Gavin Rossdale Is a Trophy Husband
Nov 6th
Good God, Gavin Rossdale really is one hell of a trophy husband and then some! Mmmmm! Gwen Stefani is a hella lucky girl. The pic above was taken this weekend while Gavin played at the Chris Evert Pro-Celebrity Tennis Classic in Boca Raton. The man is like 43 years old with a better body than most 25 year olds I know. Mmmmmm! Oh, sorry, did I already say that? Well men like Gavin cause Miss Lennox’s words to escape her overwhelmed brain. I mean my head gets all filled up with visions of me licking the sweat off of his chest, heading south to explore more of his happy trail, and then . . . oh crap, you’re reading this at work? Well, I’ll stop then, but let me leave you with some additional gorgeous pictures of Gavin . . .
Sarah Michelle Gellar and the Case of the Missing Boobs
Nov 5th
Sarah Michelle Gellar attended the premier of her new film “Southland Tales” this past weekend, but I’m wondering why she failed to bring her breasts along with her?
I mean she does play a porn star in the movie so I’m sure that her breasts are not strangers to this film. Granted Sarah Michelle has never had overly-large breasts–my money’s on a B-cup–but it’s as if they withered up and died in this dress. My first thought was that maybe she’s pregnant and chose this style to cover up a baby bump . . . but if that’s true, her breasts would be larger than normal and very visible. My second thought is that pregnant or not she’s strapping them down so that all we see is a very flat chest . . . but they could be flattened like pancakes and hanging down around the top of the first flowy layer of her dress. OUCH! I hope that’s not the case.
Whatever the deal is, I do hope her breasts make a heroic return because they are quite nice. Take a look below and check ‘em out:
Who’s That Girl?
Nov 1st
In the very astute environmental scanning that Miss Lennox conducts daily in order to blog here, I frequently run across random chicks whose actress/model/whatever status completely eludes me. And I swear to God the girls always turn out to be British. One such girl who keeps popping up is this chick, Lucy Pinder. I really don’t know what the hell she does or who she is, but I do know that I keep seeing her copious boobs everywhere on-line. So I decided to do a little research.
Lucy’s official website proclaims that she is “one of the most popular and sought after models in the UK.” Well since I’m not over there I’m not sure if that makes her the UK equivalent of a B-lister or C-lister in the U.S., but at any rate I found out that her boobs are a 32G. I figured you’d enjoy seeing some pictures of them. You can thank me later.e of the most popular and sought after models in the UK.
She remains one of the most popular and sought after models in the UK.
