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The Hills whore Heidi Montag got a new rack last year, and now she’s reportedly addicted to plastic surgery. Sources say Montag is now on a surgery rampage and is planning to get Botox injections, liposuction, and her ears pinned back. Because she’s a Doberman? Hell, I don’t know. A source tells InTouch Weekly:

“Heidi seems obsessed with plastic surgery. It’s all she seems to talk about. Heidi is far from done with her surgeries.”

Whatever psychosis this chick is going through, everybody should just chill, because it seems to be working from the neck down. She should just throw the rest of the money at her face, but she might have a hard time finding a doctor. Heidi looks like she has Downs, so the doctor would basically need to start over from scratch. And I’m thinking there might be lawsuits and police questioning involved with sneaking into Angelina Jolie’s house and taking a mold of her head.

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Hey, I don’t know if Tila Tequila is gay for pay (i.e. pretending to be bisexual on her reality show since it means a fat paycheck), and I don’t care . . . but I do care that she showed up at SPIKE TV’s Video Game Awards looking adorable as always. And, she wasn’t the only hot girl there. I’ll give it to SPIKE TV–hands down they always have the best looking attendees and presenters at their award shows. I mean first the “Scream Awards” was packed full of tasty starlet hotness, and now the “Video Game Awards” is following suit . . . not to mention the TV channel hosts the HOOTERS Swimsuit Pageant.

Damn. This channel is brilliant. Evidence of their commitment to hotness at their awards shows is below . . .

Lourdes Leon, 11, Madonna’s daughter with that Mariel boatlift personal trainer dude, has been approached by executives at Warner Bros. to appear in the next Harry Potter movie as a student at Hogwarts. Sources believe the small role could be her big break. The Sun reports:

Warner Brothers approached the 11-year-old – whose dad is fitness trainer Carlos Leon – through Madge. And I hear she’s desperate to accept the magical role. A source said: “Lola has definitely inherited her mother’s hunger for fame. After all her recent public appearances, looking more like a sophisticated teen than a child, the attention on her is really growing. Offers have poured in – film offers, sponsorship.”

Um, I’m just gonna raise my hand here and ask if “sophisticated teen” is code for “werewolf”. If so, that would really help explain this article.