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Spike TV Hosts the Best Looking Award Shows!

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Hey, I don’t know if Tila Tequila is gay for pay (i.e. pretending to be bisexual on her reality show since it means a fat paycheck), and I don’t care . . . but I do care that she showed up at SPIKE TV’s Video Game Awards looking adorable as always. And, she wasn’t the only hot girl there. I’ll give it to SPIKE TV–hands down they always have the best looking attendees and presenters at their award shows. I mean first the “Scream Awards” was packed full of tasty starlet hotness, and now the “Video Game Awards” is following suit . . . not to mention the TV channel hosts the HOOTERS Swimsuit Pageant.

Damn. This channel is brilliant. Evidence of their commitment to hotness at their awards shows is below . . .

GOD I HATE THIS GIRL!Tia Carerra Is a MILFVida Guerra, i.e. the Original Kim KardashianKristen Bell Is on Fiyah!

Madonna’s Kid is Magical

Teen Wolf coming out to play, today.

Lourdes Leon, 11, Madonna’s daughter with that Mariel boatlift personal trainer dude, has been approached by executives at Warner Bros. to appear in the next Harry Potter movie as a student at Hogwarts. Sources believe the small role could be her big break. The Sun reports:

Warner Brothers approached the 11-year-old – whose dad is fitness trainer Carlos Leon – through Madge. And I hear she’s desperate to accept the magical role. A source said: “Lola has definitely inherited her mother’s hunger for fame. After all her recent public appearances, looking more like a sophisticated teen than a child, the attention on her is really growing. Offers have poured in – film offers, sponsorship.”

Um, I’m just gonna raise my hand here and ask if “sophisticated teen” is code for “werewolf”. If so, that would really help explain this article.

Britney Spears is a Saint

Anasazi, wind talk me

Not even attempting to hide her symbiotic relationship with the paparazzi, Britney Spears has partnered with photo agency and Britney stalkers, X17, to raise money for UNICEF by auctioning a signed CD on eBay. In a press release issued by X17, somebody else other than Britney Spears said:

“I think it’s important to give back and with the release of Blackout, this seemed like the perfect opportunity to give the fans a chance to bid on something to help children everywhere.”

Calm down Britney fans. Please try to remember that Britney’s part ended with her taking a sharpie and scribbling her name on the front of a CD. She didn’t fly a cargo plane of supplies over Africa. It was a nice thought though. Maybe they can donate the proceeds to Sean Preston and Jayden James’ dental plan, because apparently Britney’s money is tied up in other investments.

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