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Lourdes Leon, 11, Madonna’s daughter with that Mariel boatlift personal trainer dude, has been approached by executives at Warner Bros. to appear in the next Harry Potter movie as a student at Hogwarts. Sources believe the small role could be her big break. The Sun reports:

Warner Brothers approached the 11-year-old - whose dad is fitness trainer Carlos Leon - through Madge. And I hear she’s desperate to accept the magical role. A source said: “Lola has definitely inherited her mother’s hunger for fame. After all her recent public appearances, looking more like a sophisticated teen than a child, the attention on her is really growing. Offers have poured in - film offers, sponsorship.”

Um, I’m just gonna raise my hand here and ask if “sophisticated teen” is code for “werewolf”. If so, that would really help explain this article.

Not even attempting to hide her symbiotic relationship with the paparazzi, Britney Spears has partnered with photo agency and Britney stalkers, X17, to raise money for UNICEF by auctioning a signed CD on eBay. In a press release issued by X17, somebody else other than Britney Spears said:

“I think it’s important to give back and with the release of Blackout, this seemed like the perfect opportunity to give the fans a chance to bid on something to help children everywhere.”

Calm down Britney fans. Please try to remember that Britney’s part ended with her taking a sharpie and scribbling her name on the front of a CD. She didn’t fly a cargo plane of supplies over Africa. It was a nice thought though. Maybe they can donate the proceeds to Sean Preston and Jayden James’ dental plan, because apparently Britney’s money is tied up in other investments.

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Donda West, 58, Kanye West’s mother and former chairwoman of the English Department at Chicago State University, died from uncontrollable bleeding and a possible heart attack after receiving a combination breast reduction and tummy tuck. Mrs. West, who had been turned down by a previous doctor, Dr. Andre Aboolian, in June because of her preexisting health issues, went to another Beverly Hills doctor to have the procedure performed and insisted on recuperating at home. Aboolian says:

“Donda was pushing me, ‘Can I go home after surgery?’ But I told her it just doesn’t work that way,” said Dr. Andre Aboolian of Beverly Hills. “The most dangerous time after surgery is the first 48 hours. I told her you have to go to an overnight care facility with nurses who look after you.” Aboolian called West a “sweet” woman who almost talked herself out of the procedure during their conversation. “She said she didn’t deserve to have this done. She kept asking, ‘Do I really need this?’” he recalled. “It’s not like she was being vain. It was heavy on her body.”

This is why I don’t like plastic surgeons. They never give a black woman a chance.

Kelly Brook is one of those UK girls with big tits who are famous for having big tits and getting naked, but the problem is that Kelly Brook is now so famous in the UK, that she really doesn’t have to get naked anymore. She just goes around to places selling her crappy line of perfume and bikinis. Or her lingerie like she did at a New Look Store yesterday. It really becomes a problem when Brook can’t even be bothered to model any of it and hires models. At least I think they’re models. The one on the far right is kinda hot, but I’m almost positive the one in red was born a man. And I’m not sure the tall one is even human. I don’t know what she did after the show but there’s a good chance that her to do list may have include “terrorize villagers.”

Good God, Gavin Rossdale really is one hell of a trophy husband and then some! Mmmmm! Gwen Stefani is a hella lucky girl. The pic above was taken this weekend while Gavin played at the Chris Evert Pro-Celebrity Tennis Classic in Boca Raton. The man is like 43 years old with a better body than most 25 year olds I know. Mmmmmm! Oh, sorry, did I already say that? Well men like Gavin cause Miss Lennox’s words to escape her overwhelmed brain. I mean my head gets all filled up with visions of me licking the sweat off of his chest, heading south to explore more of his happy trail, and then . . . oh crap, you’re reading this at work? Well, I’ll stop then, but let me leave you with some additional gorgeous pictures of Gavin . . .