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Wow. The picture above accurately captures what I think it would be like to have to engage Kendra Wilkinson in conversation, and what it would be like for a Playmates to have to listen to Simon Cowell drone on. There would simply be no conversation at all, just a look of utter boredom on the faces of all involved as it was at this meeting of the minds at the Independent Spirit awards this weekend. Priceless.

Now let me move onto my real gripe with Kendra. All the girl has to do in her “job” is look hot and pretend to like Hef. Turns out that’s really easy, but she’s not good at either one, as evidenced by her behavior on “The Girls Next Door”.

She’s always bitching about having to get up early for events and photoshoots, and often oversleeps, plus you can see the hesitant look in her eye when she has to pretend to be lovey-dovey with Hef. She’s damn lazy! But now, my issue with Kendra is her hair. She’s failing to live up to the “act hot” job duty. Apparently she thought that dishwater blonde was a better choice than the platinum blonde that makes her look bright, young, and alive. She’s only like 21, but with this new hair color looks more like 31 here. Kendra–get thee to your stylist for a peroxide intervention fast!

If they wear them, Miss Lennox will talk! Yes, more Halloween costumes from Hollywood this weekend. Though there are several pics, Dennis Rodman as Jungle Big Bird Tranny does take the cake. And, I just want to tell you how much more I loathe Spencer Pratt after seeing him in his costume. Indeed Spencer is a Superhero, a.k.a. SuperDouche.

Hey y’all, Emily here! It’s Friday and that’s my Pornday. The 1972 porn hit “Deep Throat” is considered one of 100 culturally classic films of all time. I wonder if Pump Fiction or Caddysnatch made the list?

The pioneering porno movie “Deep Throat” was picked on Wednesday as one of 100 landmark films of all time in a new Radio Times guide.
The “Radio Times Guide to Films 2007,” compiled by the magazine’s film reviewers and staff, put “Deep Throat” up there with such cult classics as “Citizen Kane” and “Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.”
Justifying the choice, Radio Times’ film editor Andrew Collins said: “Deep Throat is not necessarily recommended for everyone — it’s a quite badly made film — but to deny its influence would be pure snobbery.” (source)

Every time I hear that characteristic 70s porn soundtrack it launches me back to the first time I watched Deep Throat. Daddy was passed out on the couch from the booze and mommy’s special “Flintstones” so I took a video from his collection he hid in the Miller Lite box in the garage. Changed my life. It was clearly the influence of Deep Throat that led to me enrolling in medical school. You can imagine my severe disappointment, however, when “fierce cock sucking and angry anal orgies” weren’t on the list of medical specialties. Fucking liars! The disillusionment led me to drop out of med school, work the late shift at the strip joint where I met a crowd of Brazilian models and eventually developed a $1000 a day coke habit. I’m not bitter.

That being said, who’s up for movie reenactment night at my place? Bring your fishnets! Speaking of ho’s. Here are the Girls Next Door trying to be Halloween-ish, but mostly whore-ish. Mouse over the images for descriptions. Click ‘em if you wanna lick ‘em.