Film
Jake Gyllenhaal is a badass
Feb 6th
In a recent interview with GQ, Jake Gyllenhaal reveals to the ladies that he’s a “badassâ€? with a “dark side” so any potential girlfriends better rekkanize.
Women interested in the job should know, however, that the actor isn’t just your stereotypical sensitive guy – he also has a dark side, according to Robert Downey Jr., who stars with Gyllenhaal in the upcoming David Fincher thriller Zodiac.
“You could say he’s too sensitive for this industry,” Downey Jr. tells GQ. “That’s not even the right word. He’s clear. But he’s also a total badass. He and Steve McQueen would have gotten along amazingly. Guys who will do anything, anywhere.”
Playing into that “badass” characterization, Gyllenhaal tells GQ that he loves cooking, going to the farmers’ market and “sometimes what I actually love to do is go to a farm and get fresh milk or watch a pig get slaughtered.” (source)
First of all, Jake Gyllenhaal is about as badass as a kitten with ball of string. Second, I’m from the south and nobody drinks farm fresh milk anymore since we invented science. Third. There really is no third. I’m going go back out to put lipstick on my pig for the county fair, y’all. Yeehaw. Since Jake Gyllenhaal is not as hot as Josie Maran on a farm I have included these. QED
Heather Graham is a lesbian
Jan 30th
Heather Graham + lesbian scene with Bridget Moynahan = OMG. Heather and Bridget Moynahan play lesbians the upcoming movie ‘Gray Matters’?.
The stunning actress is to portray a woman, Gray, who discovers she is gay after falling in love with her brother’s girlfriend. Heather’s same-sex love interest, Charlie, will be played by the beautiful Bridget Moynahan, who appeared alongside Will Smith in sci-fi thriller ‘I, Robot’. Heather said: “It’s sort of a romantic comedy. I realise I’m gay and come out of the closet.” The 36-year-old blonde star shares a number of passionate scenes with Bridget in the movie but insists she is ‘comfortable’ getting steamy with another woman. (source)
I always seem to picture Heather Graham as Rollergirl in Boogie Nights. And Mark Wahlberg will always be Dirk Diggler. And I will always be disillusioned as to the size of a man’s penis. And by disillusioned I mean really fucking disappointed. Thanks, Marky Mark. Anyway, I’m glad to see Heather’s coming back, lesbian style. Of course, Heather could perform at a Mexican donkey show and I’d still find her outrageously hot. Don’t judge me.
Heather at the SAG Awards.
Lacey Chabert will have a Black Christmas
Dec 20th
Check out Lacey Chabert in the January issue of Maxim magazine where she talks about her upcoming movie, Party of Five, life in Hollywood and growing up in the sizzling south.
In your new movie, you’re being terrorized by a maniac who’s been locked in an attic. Do you survive?
I can’t say. But I do have one really cool scene where I go under the house to reset the circuit breaker and he chases me. I’m crawling through the mud on my stomach, trying to get away, and I have mud in my eyes, in my teeth, up my nose…I was sneezing mud for two days after that. (source)
Did she say crawling through the mud on her stomach? I love horror films. Especially horror films where Santa is the bad guy and is ultra naughty. And horror films where Santa is the bad guy chasing a sexy, southern innocent chick is ultra naughty in a way that only inhabits my dreams. I’m not saying this is the plot for her upcoming movie Black Christmas (opening Christmas Day), I’m saying this is the plot for the screenplay in my mind. A mind is a terrible thing. Check out these terrible scans of Lacey Chabert in the January edition of Maxim.
Angelina Jolie wants to add to the gang
Dec 13th
Angelina Jolie thinks kids are fun and a joy and says she would like more.
“I’m very, very lucky. I love the different elements of my life. I love working abroad, and I love being with my kids and I love being with Brad,” Jolie, 31, said Friday at a press event for her movie The Good Shepherd. “I’d like to add many more children and many more obstacles and many more things to my life.”
And she makes every effort to give her children a normal life, despite her own fame. “I’ve made a point to not let it change the way that I live my life, other than I carefully plan my holidays or where we go or where we stay or things like that to try to ensure some kind of quality of life that is private and nice for the kids. But we simply don’t let it affect us.” (source)
Angelina is one kid away from her own It’s a small world ride. But I suppose it’s easy to want several children when you have nannies and maids and caretakers in abundance. Not like our house; my sis and I were lucky if mom would come down from her buzz long enough to remember to turn the heat on. And the closest we ever came to a nanny was watching PBS while mom and boy-toy-du-jour cleaned house.The only room they ever seemed to clean was the bedroom, so we went unsupervised a lot. A lot. But, I learned too cook, drive at 13 and I do have a nice collection of PBS fund drive coffee mugs. Stay in school.
