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Police are now saying that actor Shia LeBeouf, while intoxicated, did not cause the accident a few nights ago that flipped his vehicle slightly injuring him and Transformers 2 co-star Isabel Lucas.

Sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore says detectives have determined that the other driver, who has not been identified, ran the light and will also be cited. LaBeouf was booked for a misdemeanor DUI and underwent surgery for injuries to his left hand.

“He was not at fault,” Whitmore said of the “Transformers” actor.

LaBeouf’s pickup truck collided with another vehicle at 3 a.m. Sunday in West Hollywood. Lucas and the driver of the other vehicle were not seriously injured. (Yahoo)

Isabel Lucas is the 23 year old Aussie hottie that is starring in the Transformers sequel (not to be confused with Aussie hottie Rachel Taylor who starred in the first Transformers movie). Isabel Lucas is reportedly dating entourage’s Adrian Grenier, but she was out late drinking with Shia “Where’s The” LeBoeuf. Shia was also seen kissing Megan Fox backstage at the MTV Movie Awards, which makes him my personal hero (taking the place of Jesus). Is Shia sleeping with your girlfriend? I’d say it’s probably a likelihood. Not your mom though. She’s kind of ragged out since I broke up with her.

The new Indiana Jones Movie, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, evidently blew away the critics and movie goers alike. Most summer blockbusters tend to make your brain cry, and this one is probably no different. America likes 3 things in a Summer Blockbuster.

1. Awesome
2. More Awesome
3. Tits

I guess 2 out of three ain’t bad.

• Jessica Alba’s staring contest
• Jessica Alba Shopping For Cushions
• Harrison Ford Is No Action Hero
• durina’s sister has some big ass tit tays!
• Weirdassery – Webster’s Is My Bitch
• Britney Spears Bikini Pics : Fat or Pregnant? | The Bastardly
• Jason Giambi Wears a Gold, Tiger-Stripe Thong
• Nice Day For A Dyke Wedding at Yeeeah!
• Deep Thoughts by Harrison Ford | Candy Kirby
• Whitney Port’s Naked Boobie at Lunch
• Angelina Jolie Flashes Her Boobs
• Aishwarya Rai @ “Kung Fu Panda” Premiere
• Chanelle Hayes Sex Tape – Full Length Video

This is Eva Amurri, Susan Sarandon’s daughter who’s currently featured in the new film, The Life Before Her Eyes with Uma Thurman and Evan Rachel Wood. Not only is Eva a talented actress and humanitarian she also has giant beautiful boobies; which makes here a true hero to the human race. Here’s more about the movie:

A dramatic thriller about Diana, a suburban wife and mother who begins to question her seemingly perfect life–and perhaps her sanity–on the 15th anniversary of a tragic high school shooting that took the life of her best friend. In flashbacks, Diana is a vibrant high schooler who, with her shy best friend Maureen, plot typical teenage strategies–cutting class, fantasizing about boys–and vow to leave their sleepy suburb at the first opportunity. The older Diana, however, is haunted by the increasingly strained relationship she had with Maureen as day of the school shooting approached. These memories disrupt the idyllic life she’s now leading with her professor husband Paul and their young daughter Emma. As older Diana’s life begins to unravel and younger Diana gets closer and closer to the fatal day, a deeper mystery slowly unravels (IMDB)

I know what you’re thinking. This could go one of two ways. Evan Rachel Wood and Eva Amurri have lots of full frontal experimental high school sex (good!) or this movie turns out to be a character study into the the motivations of the new suburban neo-capitalist (read: Nietzsche’s cattle) vis-a-vis the military industrial machine and the deliberate desensitization to violence through media and video games that threatens to tear our society apart (bad!). Let’s hope for boobies!