Many people have ey SpearsNew Years resolutions. My family asked me if I was going to quit smoking or start working out more. I just turned my head and laughed a little bit. But it isn’t just normal people making New Years resolutions. Celebrities do it too. Let’s look at a few…

Britney Spears: ” I would like to stop worrying so much because I worry all the time. And to learn to be happier, just in general. And to stop biting my nails!”

Eva Longoria Parker: “To give up meat.”

Spencer Pratt: “To stop eating pizza every day. I think my wife’s resolution will make that happen. She says she’s going to cook.”

Kanye West: “My resolution is to be as nice as possible to the press.”

Kathy Griffin: “To eat more carbs!”

These are all good New Years resolutions. I don’t think I have ever had a New Years resolution and I am not going to start now. Though I didn’t see Britney say she was going to eat less cheetos or Kanye West say he is going to stop being a little bitch, but I guess the ones they named are ok too. But the worst resolution I saved for last. This one comes from Cameron Diaz. Her New Years resolution is, ” I have always had the same New Years resolutions: to stop smoking, to start wearing a bra and to stop shopping.”

Nooo! If she starts wearing a bra then no more nipple slips or nipple pokies. If she stops smoking she will stop looking sexy. And if she stops shopping we won’t get to see her do either. For shame Cameron Diaz. For shame.

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Last Friday, Eva Longoria of Horny, er, I mean, Desperate Housewives hitched herself to NBA star Tony Parker in Paris. They couldn’t wait until today for the ‘official’ wedding because of French statutes. The couple has been engaged since November, and despite the celibacy rumor, Tony has more than likely been scoring baskets much longer. Did they believe we were going to buy the ‘no sex’ thing? A few rumors have reached my ears that they wished to be officially married before Tony got to see anything ‘deep in the heart of Texas’. Shyeeeeeeah. Right.

Eva and Tony made their union legal in a civil ceremony on July 6 in Paris, as required by French law.

The Desperate Housewives star chose a short pink Chanel dress for her first walk down the aisle and Parker wore a dark suit. (source)

Eva Longoria, who’s a triple threat (burning hot, southern and a sports fan) , attended Spurs games frequently. Valkyrie is of the opinion that Eva wanted to pick up a few extra mil via Tony’s salary, along with the best seats the house, so she came out of that deal sitting pretty – literally. But, with a body like hers, Eva could have her pick of the team. But I’m not starting any rumors… Here’s more Eva at her civil ceremony wedding in Paris last week. Pink is the new white I guess?