Fatback Media » Ellen Pompeo http://www.fatbackmedia.com Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:16:43 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 en hourly 1 Attack of the 27 Clones http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2008/01/10/attack-of-the-27-clones/ http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2008/01/10/attack-of-the-27-clones/#comments Thu, 10 Jan 2008 13:50:45 +0000 Lennox Miller http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2008/01/10/attack-of-the-27-clones/ 27banner.jpg
My sentiments exactly, Katherine Heigl! I’d be freaked out upon seeing this lot of ladies as well. Seriously what is up with the clones?!? They are like Robert Palmer’s b’yatches in that old “Addicted to Love” video, only these are blonde and cheery instead of somber and robotic. Still and all, that shit freaks me out.

But what really freaks me out is how much money Katherine Heigl’s movie character theorectically would have had to have spent as a bridesmaid to have been in 27 weddings. Weddings ain’t cheap. Even for the most heinous bridesmaid dress you can pay a good $250, and that’s on the low side. Then factor in throwing a bridal shower, buying a gift for that, buying a wedding gift, and buying clothes for the entire weekend of never-ending events. So, figure on $1,000. And yet the new film “27 Dresses” wants us to believe that their main character has been a bridesmaid in 27 weddings. Listen, if someone is insane enough to be okay with spending upwards of $27,000 to be in their friends’ weddings you don’t have to think too hard about why that person is always a bridesmaid and never a bride.

Anyway, some hot girlies showed up at Katherine Heigl’s big premier night . . . and some not-so-hot ones. You can judge who is who . . .
Melora Hardin Looks a Bit Frumpy-DumpyHey, Ellen Pompeo–Try Not to Look Too Happy!Ummm, Paula Abdul? Nope, Maria MenuodosJLH and Her Breasts

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