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I didn’t know who the celeb flipping off the camera was in this pic until I read that it was Elisha Cuthbert. Huh? Isn’t Elisha the hot girl who actually had hair, posed in skimpy clothing for magazines, and played a porn star in a movie? Surely this can’t be the same Elisha Cuthbert? But it is.

Look, as a female I get that sometimes a girl doesn’t want to have to be pretty–we just want to lounge around in sweats and not put on makeup . . . but that desire to be all low maintenance for a day doesn’t extend into a super short haircut and terrible manners that manifest in flipping off the paparazzi. At least I hope it was the paps. They kinda deserve it.

Anyway, I first referenced Elisha’s seemingly devolution into un-hot here, and today’s photos is just another example. Elisha, please bring back your more feminine self. Certainly the old you was more fun to look at . . .

From the looks of Elisha Cuthbert’s dress and hair at the GQ “Men of the Year” party last night, it seems that she didn’t realize what magazine had invited her. Maybe her publicist hates her and told her she was going to a party for Rachel Ray’s Every Day with Rachel Ray magazine. Or, maybe she just didn’t want to look hot. Well, mission accomplished there!

While Megan Fox was all legs and Emmanuelle Chirqui showed off her “girls,” Elisha came with a butch haircut, a scowl, and hardly a trace of skin. Thumbs down for this look, Elisha. Seriously, if you’re going to an event for a magazine whose readers are virtually all male, you maybe should deduce that you’re expected to look hot.

Well, at least these girls played the part right . . .

If you were a Pete Doherty fan before, well now there’s more of this never-bathing, slimy Brit C-lister to love. Yesterday Pete emerged from his one-month stint in rehab looking like one-and-a-half of his former self. And I can only imagine what fat Pete Doherty smells like. Now there are even more nooks and crannies on his body that won’t get washed. Yum.

Seriously though, how can you gain this much weight in one month from getting off smack? Don’t you spend two weeks throwing up from detox? That would leave only two weeks to gain what looks to be 20-25lbs. Puzzling. Maybe he ate Kate Moss in revenge for her dating her new man. But if she isn’t in his stomach and is alive and well, then silly her didn’t know how much she’d be missing by not being with Pete post-rehab. She could have had this prize had she not dumped him. Tragic.

Check out pre-rehab Pete. I could not find one picture of him without a fag in his mouth. Shame on you!