Drugs

I’m incapable of going a week without blogging about Amy Winehouse. I really thought she’d be dead by now, but since she’s not I just take it as a sign from God to keep writing about this perfect creature. Let’s catch up on Amy’s life:

“Good Blake”: Kelly Osbourne introduced Amy to another Blake, Blake Wood, who is now her new pal around town in London. Blake is dubbed “Good Blake” as a contrast to Amy’s hubby, a drug addict currently serving time in the slammer. Good Blake is a vegetarian who doesn’t drink and is a good influence on Amy’s sobriety, but the problem is that they were spotted last week spending the night together in a hotel. Amy claims he’s gay so nothing is happening and it’s not a big deal. Hubby, Blake Incarcerated feels differently.

Tweaked Blake: Ah, Blake Fielder-Civil. Pure class. Maybe it was reports of Amy and Good Blake spending too much time together that drove Blake to heroin while in jail, but whatever the cause, he nearly died from shooting up tainted junk while in jail. He collapsed in pain after shooting up the substance and was rushed to the jail’s hospital along with six other dumbass inmates who did the same. Did I mention he had already failed three drug tests prior to this heroin emergency? Yeah.

Amy: She’s taken her grotesque black makeup to another level and drew on a black tear under her left eye. Apparently she wants us all to know she’s sad to have almost lost Tweaked Blake. I wonder how sad she is that he allegedly bought the fake heroin by selling her photos to a prisonmate?

Here’s Amy in photos from yesterday. Lovely!

Damn it, just when I thought that Amy Winehouse was winning Lennox’s DeathMatch 2008 against Britney Spears, the crackhead up and goes to rehab . . . then again, it was only for two hours. Still, my money’s back on Brit because I have a feeling Amy’s 2-hour visit will turn into an extended stay starting in the next few days.


Yesterday morning a 19-minute video surfaced which shows the ever-classy Amy downing a cocktail of Ecstasy and Valium and smoking crack. The video was shot over the weekend by a spy for a British Tabloid. The same day the story broke, her dad paid her a visit mere hours later, and the next thing you know she’s back wearing her trademark beehive (man those hairdressers to the stars know how to hustle!) and heading off with Daddy to rehab. While her spokesman claims that the trip to the Edwards House rehab facility is part of her ongoing treatment from her first stay there, I’m not so sure that it was just a standard visit given that her crack-smoking video went public that morning. I smell a long stay in rehab for Amy.


Check out the crack-smoker in all her glory . . .





Crackdate: According the hotties at CelebritySmack, Amy’s reps have reported that she did not in fact go into rehab.

The reports are false, claim her spokesperson. “Amy is not in rehab. She was seeing a doctor who she regularly sees as part of her ongoing treatment. It was a regular appointment which she attends all the time.”

Can we all get a collective, “MMmm Hm“?