Drew Barrymore
Drew Barrymore is Off The Market
Feb 1st
It seems that Facebook is useful for more things other than social networking. It is also a superficial way to inform friends and family what is going on in your life. Drew Barrymore took to her Facebook page to tell everyone she is engaged. There were like 20 people saying CONGRATULATIONS, SO HAPPY FOR YOU, etc.
I am willing to bet that nine tenths of those people have never met Drew Barrymore and commenting on her Facebook page will not change that. I am still not clear on who she is engaged to but I am betting that will surface sometime today. Here’s to hoping it is a gold digger and takes Drew for everything she is worth. I know it is an immoral thing to hope for but it makes good tabloids.
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Mac Is Getting Laid Again
Mar 16th
Hi, I’m a mac and I am banging Drew Barrymore. Justin Long is one of the few celebrities that are dating chicks i want to date that I don’t think is a total douche bag. He is the spokesperson for Mac computers and he had a kick ass role in Live Free Or Die Hard. Now Justin and Drew started dating in 2007 but they split up in July of 2008. Now it seems they are back together.
They were seen talking and smooching in Bar Marmont which I am assuming is the bar area of Chateau Marmont. I just hope he treats her right and doesn’t marry her because Drew was married to Tom Green at one point and we all know how that turned out. The thing is, Drew is extremely shallow. And when a chick is shallow it means two things, they are good in bed and they suck at maintaining relationships. So I hope Justin is just in this for the sex. Any other reason would cause me to lose all respect for him. And if you think Drew is about to leave you Justin, just wave a burning joint of front of her eyes. That girl loves drugs.
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