Who says there isn’t any sexy news on Wednesday? Dita Von Teese is on the cover of and inside the pages of German Playboy. A lot of people remember her as being the fiancee of Marilyn Manson but I remember her as being that smokin’ hot goth chick that always showed up on the red carpet. She is  classic pin up girl in an era where pin up girls are not the norm.

So I am guessing that Hugh Hefner is saving all the really hot celebrities for his magazines over seas. Because w have not seen a celebrity on the cover of Playboy in the U.S. for quite some time. Unless you count Carol Alt. But she is pretty old. I am going to the bookstore today so I will try to find an issue of Playboy with Dita on the cover and I am crossing my fingers that I do. I know what you are thinking. “Blah blah enough talking show me some pictures. So here are some sexy stills of Dita wearing close to nothing. [Fatback's Ed. Note: You can see full nudes of Dita Von Teese Here]

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Harriet Carter Wednesday- IBBB

Pete Wentz realizes that Mowgli is a stupid name for his kid- Allie Is Wired

Gavis Rossdale’s daughter nude. Now if we could just get Gwen. – Drunken Stepfather

Kat Von D is SMOKIN’ hot- The Bastardly

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Kristen Stewart is a pot head- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Miley Cyrus is recording some tunes with Pete Wentz- I Don’t Want Your Life

Hollywood bodyguards tell all- popbytes

Madonna and A-Rod join the mile high club- Geno’s World

With the launch of PETA‘s new campaign featuring Dita Von Teese, it is now twice in one week that a PETA ad has inspired a blog post from Miss Lennox. And I only pay these ads heed purely due to the ridiculous nature of their modus operandi–America will stop animal cruelty if instructed by half-naked B-listers. Yeaaaaah, I don’t think so.

Last week PETA released Alicia’s Silverstone’s soft porn print and television ad in which she was naked and telling people not to eat meat . . . but she was NAKED, damnit, so who cares what she was saying? Personally, I was a lot more interested in her nude body than whatever she was promoting. Anyway, now PETA is using Dita Von Teese to promote friggin’ Animal Birth Control, when instead it looks like Dita is promoting high-class whores catering to older, stodgy men who have naughty teacher fetishes.

I’m waiting for next week’s PETA ad featuring a photo in which the Hills girls engage in a lesbian orgy and the print message instructs America not to wear fur. Oh. HOTB has the video for you stodgy pervs.

[ed. note: I second that.. FB.]

UPDATE: Here’s a video from PETA.org talking about their new marketing push and the use of nudity. I just left it on mute and fats forwarded to the boobies. Be nice to puppies! VIDEO LINK

In a recent interview with GQ, Jake Gyllenhaal reveals to the ladies that he’s a “badassâ€? with a “dark side” so any potential girlfriends better rekkanize.

Women interested in the job should know, however, that the actor isn’t just your stereotypical sensitive guy – he also has a dark side, according to Robert Downey Jr., who stars with Gyllenhaal in the upcoming David Fincher thriller Zodiac.

“You could say he’s too sensitive for this industry,” Downey Jr. tells GQ. “That’s not even the right word. He’s clear. But he’s also a total badass. He and Steve McQueen would have gotten along amazingly. Guys who will do anything, anywhere.”

Playing into that “badass” characterization, Gyllenhaal tells GQ that he loves cooking, going to the farmers’ market and “sometimes what I actually love to do is go to a farm and get fresh milk or watch a pig get slaughtered.” (source)

First of all, Jake Gyllenhaal is about as badass as a kitten with ball of string. Second, I’m from the south and nobody drinks farm fresh milk anymore since we invented science. Third. There really is no third. I’m going go back out to put lipstick on my pig for the county fair, y’all. Yeehaw. Since Jake Gyllenhaal is not as hot as Josie Maran on a farm I have included these. QED