While the stereotype of Southerners may be that “we ain’t got no education,” Miss Lennox did indeed read “The Picture of Dorian Gray” in 11th grade and fondly remembers the namesake character who sinned in all ways imaginable but never grew old because a hidden painting of him instead bore the ugliness of his hedonism. Well, I do believe that pictured here, on the eve of her 43rd birthday, Courtney Love is the living incarnation of that wretched portrait.

It’s not just the fried hair, the too-thick capped teeth, or the turquoise fishnets afflicted with rhinestones that sprout forth like warts. No, it’s the whole hideous package. And it’s too egregious to reflect the sins of just one person. Clearly, Courtney is wearing the nefarious ways of several. Courtney is the culmination of every fashion faux paux, every botched plastic surgery, and every horrendous hair day ever had by Hollywood. And she not only manages to pull this all together in one look, but at the same time remarkably matches the jaundiced skin under her eyes to the yellow of her escort’s teeth. Happy Birthday Courtney! Oh and Miss Lennox thinks nose #8 is settling in quite nicely!

[Ed. note. Originally Lennox had several other shots of Cthulu up there but, honestly it scared the shit out of me. So I added two shots of stripper Lindsay and one of Miss Lennox, you know...just loungin'. -Fatback]