Courtney Love
Courtney Love is Too Fucked Up to Live With
Dec 15th
Frances Bean Cobain, daughter of late singer Kurt Cobain has decided to move out of Courtney Love’s house and into the house of her grandmother Wendy O’Connor. When Courtney was reached for comment she hissed at the reporter and flicked her tongue between her middle and index finger.
I personally can not wait for Frances to turn 18 cause I would be all over that shit. Not sure what Courtney is going to do with herself since she doesn’t have a kid anymore. I guess she will go back to drugs or write another low selling album. Can’t really tell what is going on with her. She is pretty unpredictable.
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Celebrity Skin Scare
Jul 11th
While the stereotype of Southerners may be that “we ain’t got no education,” Miss Lennox did indeed read “The Picture of Dorian Gray” in 11th grade and fondly remembers the namesake character who sinned in all ways imaginable but never grew old because a hidden painting of him instead bore the ugliness of his hedonism. Well, I do believe that pictured here, on the eve of her 43rd birthday, Courtney Love is the living incarnation of that wretched portrait.
It’s not just the fried hair, the too-thick capped teeth, or the turquoise fishnets afflicted with rhinestones that sprout forth like warts. No, it’s the whole hideous package. And it’s too egregious to reflect the sins of just one person. Clearly, Courtney is wearing the nefarious ways of several. Courtney is the culmination of every fashion faux paux, every botched plastic surgery, and every horrendous hair day ever had by Hollywood. And she not only manages to pull this all together in one look, but at the same time remarkably matches the jaundiced skin under her eyes to the yellow of her escort’s teeth. Happy Birthday Courtney! Oh and Miss Lennox thinks nose #8 is settling in quite nicely!
[Ed. note. Originally Lennox had several other shots of Cthulu up there but, honestly it scared the shit out of me. So I added two shots of stripper Lindsay and one of Miss Lennox, you know...just loungin'. -Fatback]
