Ok, all of you pervs who jacked it when Married With Children aired – your dreams have come true, Christina Applegate has split from her husband after fours years of marriage and 2.5 years of proceedings. She’s ripe for the taking and has more than enough sex appeal to spare.

The actress has fallen for 24-year-old Lee Grivas after meeting him while she was starring in Broadway, New York musical “Sweet Charity,” according to American magazine In Touch. (source)

Thanks to their media consultants, there isn’t a whole hell of a lot for me to spill yet. But trust me, chillum’s when Valkyrie finds out the dirt, she will share it with you all. Of course, I could come up with some ideas since it seems her husband has ended up with much less than Applegate in the divorce settlement. I think it’s possible he was bumping uglies with some hot little piece of ass he picked up in Tinseltown. You never see the chick get 7.5 mil in bank accounts if the guy had kept his dick in his pants. Ever.

Christina never had a kid with this dude, so there won’t be an ugly custody battle for us to report on. The only thing that was taken from her custody was a cement Buddha. Go figure. Potheads.