Celebrity Gossip
That Has To Hurt
Feb 19th
Not too long ago Lil Wayne was sentenced to jail time for committing some crime that I forgot about as soon as I heard of it. However, this guy has a shit load of platinum teeth in his grill so he has to get all that shit removed before going into the penal system. Because of that, he had to get 8 root canals in a row.
Granted they probably gave him enough oxycontin to where he didn’t even remember his first name. I am sure when he is released he will re-do his grill all over again so he can look more “crunk” but I guess that depends on the pain he went through with the current root canals. Womp womp! What!?
Weekend links that really need novocaine
Morgan Freeman is still fucked up- IDLYITW
Megan Fox covers W magazine- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Adam Lambert made out. WITH A GIRL!- Allie Is Wired
Heidi Montag wants you to hear her shitty music- Drunken Stepfather
The Jonas Brothers attempt athleticism, fail- Celeb News Wire
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Kristin Stewart looks like such a fucking scrub- Geno’s World
Olivia Wilde is in the right position- yeeeah
Legalbytes: Britney Spears’ hair turns three- popbytes
British people doing British things with a spot of tea- Holy Moly
Lady GaGa is a cover girl- Amy Grindhouse
I can’t wait to see Heidi Montag’s knockers- IBBB
Kristin Cavallari is a coke whore- notorious news
Tiger Woods Apologized
Feb 19th
So this morning at 10 A.M. CT Tiger Woods held a press conference with a shit load of his friends and family and almost teared up when apologizing to the American public. He said that all questions that the media has to address to him to go ahead and NOT address them because what goes on from here on out is between him and his wife.
This was a very foolish move because it tempts people like me to publish every trashy rumor and speculate on hearsay that is being reported. I am a fan of golf but not a big enough fan to give a shit about Tiger’s feelings. From now on Tiger will attend golfing tours and be a fucking pariah to the other golfers. He also said he may return to golf in the next year but for the time being he is going back to sex rehab.
See? This is why people should not get married. Without a ring on his finger he would be allowed to chase all the tail that he wants but now that he “cheated” he will have to apologise over and over again and face scrutiny from the media and actually earn that pussy. Not the situation I would want to be in.
Tiger’s Wife Is Pissed
Feb 18th
In case you haven’t heard, then you need to crawl out of the rock you live under, Tiger Woods is holding a press conference Friday to tell the world that he is a whore monger and wants to be looked at as a human, not a piece of meat or whatever. It took him 3 months to do this so he is still the pussy of pussies but at least people will get a chance to hear his side of the story.
Also, he will not be taking any questions during the conference so the public will still not get the answers we want so badly. If it takes me going to his golf tours and screaming questions at him when he tries to put then I will. I could care less about this guy’s feelings cause all he did was fuck a dozen chicks and cheat on his wife and by him not talking it makes it look 4,000 times worse than it is and makes men in general look bad. So FUCK YOU Tiger. I hope you break your elbow and have to retire from golf permanently.
Oh yea, and his wife will not be coming to the press conference. I bet that will make the little pussy cry.
Lindsay Lohan Needs Rehab
Feb 18th
Lindsay Lohan’s dad Michael Lohan is giving RadarOnline even more fuel for the vendetta they have against Lindsay Lohan. OK so Radar may not have a vendetta but they are the only site that gives Michael Lohan a soapbox. This time he is claiming that she was photographed drinking and taking pills in public.
I am not so sure about the taking pills part but she is an alcy and she probably does need rehab as she is on probation from drinking. I think three months in rehab would probably be good for her. Maybe put on a little weight and be that fuckable 18-year-old that she once was. Of course then Lindsay would have to take a break from saving Haiti but I am sure that rehab can wait. Haiti needs you Lindsay. If we didn’t have Lindsay doing photo ops for the people of Haiti, who would?
