Celebrity Gossip
Oktoberfest Linkz
Sep 28th
Haben sie boobies?
There’s nothing better than Oktoberfest. Boobies, beer and barfing. Hayden Panetierre almost has the look pulled off except for the hat. I don’t know whether she wants to serve me a beer or steal my pouch of gold for the poor. Link my sausage fraulein:
- Um, there’s a hot dude on IDLYITW. So confused right now (IDLYITW)
- The dude (more dudes?) from Dawson Creek is a daddy. At least that he knows of (SeriouslyOMG)
- Hot chicks, old dicks. I love college! (Bro Bible)
- Lindsay Lohan Shoots heroin. NO SHIT. (Drunkenstepfather)
- Lohan nips (Amy Grindhouse)
Fatback Friday Link Love!
Sep 17th
Megan Fox is in her undies- Celeb News Wire
Sacha Baron Cohen found work- Celebrity Smack
Michael Grimm proposes on live tv. Chances are the marriage will last a week- Geno’s World
Jersey Shore recap- IBBB
Anna Kournikova does Maxim- IDLYITW
Kate Gosselin shows off in her bikini- Drunken Stepfather
I want a Kim Kardashian sex doll- Allie Is Wired
Frida Pinto is greasy- Amy Grindhouse
La Coacha celebrates La Mexico. Lub joo!- Chisme Time
Rustle Up Some Link Tucker
Aug 27th
Bloom my onion, will yer? Here are the links, mate! G’Day.
- Todd at IDLYITW has evidently perfected that necronomicon charm spell he’s been working on because Sophie Turner, aka OMG!TITS!AND!ASS!, has responded to his interview questions. IDLYITW
- Miley Cyrus gets spanked by a MILF. Or her mom. Whatever. Allie
- Kristen Stewart wants acting creds so she’s going to show her tits. I smell Oscar. Celebitchy
- Octomom is homeless. Maybe she can build a house out of baby bones. Notorius
- Bristol Palin is a teen whore. Or something. I don’t do research. CDL
- Jessica Alba’s ass is like angel tears in a champagne glass. (SeriouslyOMGWTF)
- Lindsay Lohan got out jail and got a new car. Cee Lo and I say, “FUCK YOU” Celebrity Smack.
I’m Back
Aug 13th
America, Fuck yeah!
Hola, bitches! Soy Fatback. I just got back to the States from a Mexican prison an extended tropical vacation with undrinkable beautiful water, septic gorgeous surroundings and prison trannies lovely ladies. So as I type this with my good hand, I’m preparing a hot bath so I can soak my cares away. Once I’ve had time to shit/shower/shave, I’m headed straight out to burn a Taco Truck to the ground. It’s not like I was gonna sell that shit to kids. Fucking Federales.
