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I watch a lot of T.V. A lot. And to be honest I prefer the shows on NBC. A lot of people sell out and watch BS reality series on Oxygen and ABC but the real viewers watch stations like NBC and CBS. So this strikes me as kind of add that NBC pulled 2 of their most popular shows. Christian Slater’s My Own Worst Enemy and Lipstick Jungle. Granted these shows don’t have the fan fare that The Hills has but that is because it is not filled with superficial attention whores who look great in a bikini.

I am sure there will be a future for the 2 women of Lipstick Jungle but I don’t think Christian Slater has a future anywhere. He did what? Like 4 shows. He can’t make it on the small screen and the big screen will have none of him either. I think the last big movie he was in was Gleaming The Cube. So maybe he can get a job as a professional skateboarder.

Sure he starred alongside Tara Reid in a plot less horror movie a couple of years ago, but I couldn’t get over the hideous mess that is Tara Reid’s stomach in that flick. Maybe he can get another co-star with cosmetic surgery nightmares plastered on their body like Michael Jackson. Anything to make Christian look better while doing a comparison.

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It is very true. A lot of you people probably watched the MTV VMA’s where Russel Brandt grilled the Jonas Brothers for wearing promise bracelets or chastity rings or whatever the fuck virgins where to show people that they will not have sex. I think it is pretty sad. They have made it public that they will not have sex until married so when they release their BS Disney dvds they can have a G rating.

Joe Jonas has already crossed a line with me. He had the opportunity to date, and potentially have sex with, Taylor Swift. And did he go for it? Nope. Now I lived in the south for a number of years and people down there were getting MARRIED at 19. Joe Jonas can’t even get some tail. It must be hard to watch millions of girls throw their bodies at you on a daily basis but all you can do is smirk and hide your boner.

I don’t really feel sorry for Joe though. He had the grade-A piece of ass like Taylor Swift and he dumped her for… this? Don’t get me wrong, this Camilla girl is pretty and everything but she is no Taylor Swift. While the Jonas brothers keep kissing Disney’s ass I will go have sex with my girlfriend. Because I am 25 and not married. Sex before marriage. Oh, I’m bad!

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Whoever is getting a piece of this every night I am obscenely jealous. Just when Carrie Underwood hit the country scene as the hot, blond and young new comer, here comes Taylor Swift. Hotter, blonder and younger. Totally blowing Carrie Underwood out of the water. Rumors have been circulating that Taylor Swift may be pregnant. Again, jealous. After hearing these rumors the 18 year old took things to her myspace page.

” I read a very creative rumor this morning saying I’m pregnant, which is the most IMPOSSIBLE thing on the planet. Take my word for it. Impossible.” So what you are saying is, you are pregnant? This isn’t impossible Taylor. You see when you were busy during high school writing songs and whitening your teeth I am sure you missed out on a good deal of sex education. So let me break it down for you.

When a man inserts his penis into a woman’s vagina and they rotate and eventually the man ejaculates into the woman’s vagina, then they have just had sex. Sex=pregnancy. So if you partook in any activities which are considered sex. Then you may be pregnant. See how that works? You’re welcome.

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Links too sexy for the internet

George Clooney to return to E.R.- Allie Is Wired

Talk about look a likes. Holy shit!- IBBB

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Kate Winslet pissed about airbrush rumors- notorious news

Some more of Scarlett Johansson’s cleavage- Drunken Stepfather

Katy Perry has a freaky dress- I Don’t Want Your Life

Tila Tequila has a lesbian moment- The Bastardly

Will Smith is a pussy- Geno’s World

Lily Allen looks hot- d-listed

I know for a fact that a lot of people out there hate Sex And The City. It is basically based around a bunch of hard up horny old ladies who are trying to bang younger dudes. They try to make the show spunky by using the hottest old ladies HBO can find, but they have failed me there. Kim Catrall was a minx in her hayday but now she is a wrinkled nymphomaniac.

Kristin Davis is hands down the hottest on the cast. She is one smokin’ hot broad. Cynthia Nixon has never been hot nor will she ever be. And in real life she is a lesbian. So after every sex scene in the movie, after cameras stop rolling she wipes all the yucky guy germs off her lips. And Sarah Jessica Parker. With her crooked nose, mole on her face and vieny guy arms, she is the closet thing to being a real live witch than any other celebrity in Hollywood. So, in a nutshell, unless Kristin Davis has a full frontal nude scene you can’t expect to get a good review of the new movie here or any other site on the internet.

So anyway. Kim Catrall says the new movie will be shot this summer but SJP says it is not a done deal yet.

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She is one spoiled bitch. She isn’t even 16 yet. She is 14. On top of that, the world is just now getting to enjoy the fact that Lindsay Lohan is no longer on the road terrorizing the highway. Now we have to await yet another Lohan to fuck up our highway system? It isn’t so much the fact that Ali wants to get a car. A lot teenagers think about their first car before they are old enough to drive.

What gets me is the fact that she wants to get a new BMW. If I am not mistaken, Ali is not quite a Miley Cyrus. It is not like she is one of the Hollywood heart throbs that has an unlimited amount of money in the bank. She had one failed reality show and then that was it. I am assuming that she will either try to get a job in a movie, not likely, or she will try to take another shot at reality t.v. Which she would be much more successful at if she didn’t have her attention whore mother looking over he shoulder all the time.

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Amy Winehouse is cured. Not Really- IBBB

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Even more teen pop star bickering- Allie Is Wired

Paris Hilton is on a new diet- The Bastardly

Does Scarlett Johansson have a new tattoo?- I Don’t Want Your Life

Katie Green nude pictures- Drunken Stepfather

Uma Thurman is still hot- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Stephanie Thomas Bikini photo shoot- Geno’s World

Simon Cowell is rich- d-listed