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This is actually some pretty cool news. Ashlee Simpson is going to be starring in the musical Chicago on Broadway as Roxie Hart. I have never been to a musical before but from what I hear they are a ton of fun. There is also the added bonus that the mega hot Ashlee Simpson will be its star.

Of course if Ashlee were to sit in my reading chair and hold my hand and ask me to search my soul for honest career advice and what she should do next, I would have to say to immediately try her hand at porn. Think about it, she would be making way more money than Broadway and she would be the first main stream actress to make the switch. Everyone would be in demand for her vids/pics. I doubt she would take my advice but that is why I am a blogger and not a career counselor.

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Links that are at a crossroads in their career

Britney is still in a bikini- IDLYITW

Paris Hilton is jealous- Allie Is Wired

Christina Ricci is gonna be naked soon- Drunken Stepfather

Leighton Meester is in some S&M gear- Celeb News Wire

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Carrie Prejean will not sell out- notorious news

I am having a Wizard of Oz flashback- IDLYITW

Joanna Krupa is nude in Playboy- Fatback Media (NSFW)

I do not know why this information took so long to leak to the public but Farrah Fawcett had a secret lover mentioned in her will named Greg Lott. I am sure this whole story was overlooked for so long because Farrah died the same day that Michael Jackson did and that is just sad.

What was not mentioned, which pisses me off, is that I was not mentioned in the will. All those days I spent massaging her feet and humming sweet nothings into the air and she totally abandoned my ass financially. I also took some nude pics of her but I will keep those to myself.

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Daniel Radcliffe, star of the Harry Potter series has been busted smoking pot over in the U.K. I doubt he will turn into one of those trainwreck celebrities and will probably never be anywhere close to Amy Winehouse but I find it hysterical that a guy who is the idol of practically every little kid across the globe is a doper who likes catching a buzz just like every other 20 something year old.

He was at a party the other day and was so wasted that he let some chick draw on him in permanent marker, making an elaborate mustache on his face. When I was that age I wasn’t smoking U.K.’s finest at a party with millions of dollars in the bank. I was smoking Missouri’s worst at my parents with $20 in my pocket on a good day. To sum things up, Daniel Radcliffe= awesome, me = fail.

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Links that smoke like there’s no tomorrow

Michael Lohan is a criminal mastermind- IDLYITW

This what Taylor Lautner looked like before he was having sex with Taylor Swift- Geno’s World

Adam Lambert secures his spot over and over as gayest man in America- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Leighton Meester is in lingerie- Drunken Stepfather

Cindy Crawford is the victim of an extersion plot. I blame her mole- yeeeah

Ashlee Simpson is in lingerie- notorious news

Jennifer Aniston fails at sexy bikini pics- IDLYITW

Tricia Helfer is naked again- Fatback Media (NSFW)