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Star magazine is reporting that Gwyneth Paltrow’s husband Chris Marton making out with Kate Bosworth on not just one but two seperate ocassions. I believe the story because even though Gwyneth Paltrow is kinda hot I could totally see her hubby getting bored with the same piece of tail all the time.

Anyway, now the reps for Bosworth,Paltrow and Martin are all saying that the story is totally bogus and are seeking legal action against Star. It is still a pretty funny story though and if it was true then I could totally understand why he cheated. In the meantime Kate Bosworth has to go sulk in the corner and bitch about how no one wants to kiss her. I would kiss her but I am too busy making out with Paris Hilton right now. Ease up baby I am trying to type. I can’t see the screen when you are trying to kjASNDKQJOIJHFDOJISW.

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Jennifer Lopez might have a sex tape- IDLYITW

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Pete Wentz is a pimp- Holy Moly

Brangelina has seen happier times- popbytes

Russell Brand is going to cut his hair. Probably for Katy Perry.- Amy Grindhouse

The Hills recap- IBBB

Maris Miller gets Harley-ly-ly- notorious news

Megan Fox has Maxim outtakes- IDLYITW

Another Shauna Sand sex tape screen shot- Fatback Media (NSFW)

I do not see America’s obsession with Kirstie Alley. maybe there are just a shit load of dudes out there who like big bootys but I find Kirstie Alley extremely ugly. She could weigh half the weight of Nicole Richie and I would still see her as ugly. Anyway, A&E decided that they could make a little bit of cash documenting Kirstie’s life in a reality series. Because we all know how well The Two Coreys went.

Usually when a chick is famous and she throws on a few pounds she gets some media for being a fatass and then they cash in by doing a tabloid story with them losing all of the baby weight. But Kirstie Alley has been like 300 pounds for over a decade. Look Who’s Talking isn’t going to be in anyones dvd player anytime in the near future and if Kirstie was all that good at acting then she would be doing it regardless who what she weighs. America just needs to go ahead and drop the obsession with this chick. I guess it falls under the same logic that the chick doesn’t have to be skinny to give a mean blow job but I will let Kirstie settle that herself the next time I see her in line at McDonalds.

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Yesterday after a little bit of filming for his awesome show 24Kiefer Sutherland and his castmates went to a local bar around 7 a.m. and got crunk. If I were a famous movie star then I would be getting crunk at 7 a.m. too because I would be a movie star and would be able to do whatever the fuck I wanted.

OK so I get drunk now at 7 a.m. but that is because I am hung over from the night before and a need a little bit of the hair of the dog to get my through the day. I can see why the dude would want to spend the whole morning at a bar but why he bought drinks for everyone there and left a $200 tip is beyond me. Couldn’t he just wait a few hours for the strip clubs to open and spend $200 on some slut in a private booth? Kiefer Sutherland on coolness= 10. Kiefer Sutherland on economics=3.

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