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Tara Palmer-Tomkinson Gives New Meaning to “Popping Out”

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WTF?!? Ladies and gents, let me present to you “beautiful” Tara Palmer-Tomkinson who was out and about in London last night filling paparrazi cams with her sickly, veiny arms. Tara is a Paris Hilton type in the UK, as in she’s a socialite/celebrity with reality T.V. experience that somehow renders her an “actress.” Yeah, I totally see her as an actress performing during Halloween time in haunted houses, but that’s about it.

Anyway, Skeletor here is the product of very rich parents and considered an “It Girl” in London. Did I mention that she had a very public battle with a cocaine addiction? You probably could have guessed it anyway. And now, I’m pretty certain she’s currently battling anorexia, but as she explains she’s really trying to gain weight, and she’s thin but strong:

“I tell my friends I’m on the doughnut diet but I can’t put the weight back on. If I went to the gym, I’d bulk up. I hate my muscles. They’re all veiny. I always put my arms up in the air before I get out of a car so the veins don’t stick out. I’m strong, though. I’m always the one who can get the lid off the jam jar.”

Damn Tara, can you perhaps walk around 24/7 with your arms in the air? Or, at least when you’re in public?
Tara Post-Photoshop:  Still FuglyA Herculean Photoshopping Effort, Indeed!Her Rhinoplasty Is a Lil Obvious, Ya Think?Tara in a Bikini

The 2008 Grammys–Something Old, Something New

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I thought the Grammy Award show last night was friggin’ brilliant! Unlike MTV’s VMAs this year, Grammy producers actually realized that not everyone watching wants never-ending split screens, blinking screens, cut-aways, and virtually every cinematic technique that makes viewers over 18 want to vomit. Anyway, the Grammy’s nailed it with their simple production consistent focus on highlighting musical icons who had they heyday 25-50 years ago. I’m talking about Frank Sinatra, Ringo Starr, Cyndi Lauper, Tina Turner, Jerry Lee Lewis, Little Richard, John Fogerty, and some sprightly older lady who I thought for sure was going to have a Senior moment and forget lyrics on stage while singing with Kid Rock. But she didn’t.

What else? My fave crackhead Amy Winehouse cleaned up as expected, taking home the awards for Record of the Year, Song of the Year, Best New Artist, Best Pop Vocal Album, and Best Female Pop Vocal. That’s my girl!! And, bloated country singer Vince Gill is my new hero, having put Kanye West in his place stating, “Wow, I was just given an award by a Beatle (i.e. Ringo Starr). Has that happened to you Kayne?” It was awesome since Kanye in his acceptance speech for Best Rap Album was exorbitantly obnoxious and mean-spirited stating that whomever won Album of the Year was just as good as him and he was just as good as them. Kayne apparently never developed past 5 years old intellectually.

And, finally, as the photos below of celebs on the red carpet prove, blue was definitely the color of the night!
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Britney is a Saint

Woohoo. I hate my kids.

Not even attempting to hide her symbiotic relationship with the paparazzi, Britney Spears has partnered with photo agency and Britney stalkers, X17, to raise money for UNICEF by auctioning a signed CD on eBay. In a press release issued by X17, somebody else other than Britney Spears said:

“I think it’s important to give back and with the release of Blackout, this seemed like the perfect opportunity to give the fans a chance to bid on something to help children everywhere.”

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