Sure, Carmen Electra has made some really awful choices in men . . . that little Leprechaun Prince, Dennis Rodman, that other Leprechaun Dave Navarro . . . but none of that seems important to me now. All I care about is how fucking hot she is in her bikini frolicking on the beach. If the rumors are true, Joan Jett is one lucky lesbian!

As for me, I’m now inspired to go make myself vomit now and then not eat for two days . . . and maybe run on a treadmill for three hours straight.

Editor’s note: We had to take the nude pics and put them in the NSFW section. Enjoy these, then go see Carmen Electra nude…

Everybody’s favorite 1980s TV car had a secret of his own that hasn’t been publicly revealed until now. David Hasselhoff…recently exposed the truth and revealed to a number of stunned fans in Ireland that his talking “Knight Rider” car was gay.

The actor – who is in Britain promoting his autobiography, a movie and a new single – shocked students when he came out with the comment about Kitt during an appearance at Trinity College in Dublin.

He said, “We have some fairly X-rated outtakes on ‘Knight Rider.’ Kitt was constantly asking, ‘Do you want me to take you home Michael?’ in that very camp voice of his.” (source)

Oh sure, it was the car that was gay. Not the guy wearing the leather pants, driving gloves and mirror sunglasses. I have seen bathhouse gay orgy goatse porn that is less gay that Michael Knight talking to his goddamn watch, wearing a silk shirt buttoned down to there with parachute pants. Even my gay friends are like, “what a huge fag“. And when he starts singing. OMG. The only thing that could make a singing episode of Knight Rider any gayer would be playing it in the background of a gay porn movie. That said, I’m off to watch my Season One Magnum PI DVD’s. He’s manly!