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Many people have ey SpearsNew Years resolutions. My family asked me if I was going to quit smoking or start working out more. I just turned my head and laughed a little bit. But it isn’t just normal people making New Years resolutions. Celebrities do it too. Let’s look at a few…

Britney Spears: ” I would like to stop worrying so much because I worry all the time. And to learn to be happier, just in general. And to stop biting my nails!”

Eva Longoria Parker: “To give up meat.”

Spencer Pratt: “To stop eating pizza every day. I think my wife’s resolution will make that happen. She says she’s going to cook.”

Kanye West: “My resolution is to be as nice as possible to the press.”

Kathy Griffin: “To eat more carbs!”

These are all good New Years resolutions. I don’t think I have ever had a New Years resolution and I am not going to start now. Though I didn’t see Britney say she was going to eat less cheetos or Kanye West say he is going to stop being a little bitch, but I guess the ones they named are ok too. But the worst resolution I saved for last. This one comes from Cameron Diaz. Her New Years resolution is, ” I have always had the same New Years resolutions: to stop smoking, to start wearing a bra and to stop shopping.”

Nooo! If she starts wearing a bra then no more nipple slips or nipple pokies. If she stops smoking she will stop looking sexy. And if she stops shopping we won’t get to see her do either. For shame Cameron Diaz. For shame.

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Hey ya’ll. Emily here. Cameron Diaz should have been a lawyer. Or on Law & Order. That’s basically the same thing.

Cameron Diaz filed a police report Wednesday accusing a photographer of assault with a deadly weapon for allegedly driving his car at her, police said. Diaz and her boyfriend, Justin Timberlake, were leaving a friend’s home in Hollywood just after midnight Wednesday when a photographer who had been hiding in the bushes jumped out and tried to snap a picture of the pair, said police Officer April Harding. The couple chased the photographer “a short distance,” she said. “The photographer got into his car and drove toward Diaz and Timberlake, causing Diaz to jump out of the car’s way,” Harding said. No one was immediately arrested and no suspects have been identified.(source)

I’ve always lived by the philosophy that if you expect us to pay to watch your movies, you can damn well expect us to sit outside your home in the oak tree, eating peanuts and ultimately breaking an arm because the camera battery died and you fell from the tree trying to get another from your fanny pack. It was that one time, okay?? And even the judge took pity on me, citing the term “boundary challenged” opposed to the hypercritical “stalker”. And all that aside, this anklet accentuates my legs and I have always thought chrome was a flattering color. Don’t judge me.