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Brooke Hogan, the seriously talent challenged daughter of pro-wrestler Hulk Hogan has been bitching about her former best friend doing Daddy. Brooke wrote a post on her Myspace blog that has been taken down, but we have an excerpt for you:

“I think she shoulda thought about what kinda press she was gonna get when she slept with her best friend’s famous father … I think we’re all seeing just exactly how karma works Christiane. Nothing you say will ever put my family back together”

You see, Daddy Hogan was banging Christiane Plante, the 33 year old best friend of his daughter. Supposedly Brooke thinks that the fuck buddy ruined her parents marriage, while Plante claims that she and the Hulkster were bumping uglies because he and his wife already agreed they were doing the Splitzvilla Tango.

Daddy Hogan has no comment on the whole thing, but there are a few questions that come to mind, at least, my mind.

1. Why was a 19 year old best friends with a 33 year old? Wasn’t it obviously someone was trying to get closer to Daddyman?

2. No matter how sweet or vulnerable a star’s kid is supposed to be, why do we need to feel sorry for them? Buy your own fuckbuddy, piss off Daddy.

3. Why in the hell did Hulk’s ex-wife dress and make-up like some trailer trash reject from the 1980’s?

Whine, whine, whine. Someone pass me a fucking whiskey sour, we’ve got bullshit on the radar.

Why Brooke Hogan, are you sporting a penis along with your implants? Sure looks that way to me here in this new set of pics. That, or maybe she keeps her hoo-ha a little too insulated. But before I go off on a tangent pondering Brooke’s hoo-ha, or, perhaps, penis, let me say that the implants she got like a year ago really have helped make her look a bit more feminine. She still looks like she could kill a man with her bare hands, but now she has boobs. And that’s a good death, especially if you’re a samurai. I guess being Hulk Hogan’s daughter she really never had a chance at having a feminine body . . .

With an entire award show dedicated to the complete freaks who we enjoy on reality TV, and award categories such as “Favorite Fight,” “Favorite Altered-State,” and “Favorite Potty Mouth,” you can bet your sweet ass that I will be watching the Fox Reality Channel’s “2007 Really Awards” show that will air on Saturday, October 13th. I mean where else can I see Brooke Hogan and that guy from Beauty and the Geek together on one stage looking very much like a carnie sideshow act? Also when you have Janice Dickenson, Sanjaya, and friggin’ Elvira together, and it’s not the beginning of a joke but it’s reality . . . hey this is special.

The event was taped earlier this week, and below Miss Lennox presents to you the gift of a menagerie of some of the walking disasters who took part in the event.