Britney Spears
F.U.C.K. Me
Jan 23rd
Britney Spears is Having a little trouble getting her new single If You Seek Amy on the radio. Mainly because if you say it aloud real fast it sounds like F.U.C.K. Me. A lot of people are dumb and didn’t even pick up on the me part. NYC’s Z100 is saying that they will have a cleaned up version for the song ready for radio play next week, but I hate censorship so I don’t think they should do that. Besides, she isn’t saying F.U.C.K. Me, she is saying If You Seek Amy. It is a song about her life partner from her childhood named Amy that she would “seek” for advice. Why are critics so dumb?
Rather it gets airplay or it doesn’t makes no difference to me. Her music sucks and Womanizer is no different. People just like a pop train wreck and like to see more of them so they go out and buy their albums. Why do you think Amy Winehouse is so successful? Hey! There’s an idea right there. Maybe Britney’s childhood friend was Amy Winehouse and she needs her guidance in this crazy time in her life. Someday they will be writing songs together and maybe they can kiss on stage like Britney did Madonna. People would pay to see that right? Ok, maybe not ME but some of you sick freaks would pay $70 for front row seats to see 2 girls make out no matter who they were. This is a really good idea. I just hope Britney’s managers do not steal the idea from me. It is mine! Fuck off Spears’ managers.
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Links that will F.U.C.K. Britney
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Pete wentz has gay boots- Drunken Stepfather
Brad Pitt’s fly is open- Allie Is Wired
Andy Dick is bisexual- Geno’s World
Alessandra Ambrosia bikini pics- The Bastardly
Janet Jackson likes food- yeeeah
Hollywoods ugliest couple- d-listed
Courtney Cox uses Tampax- Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Britney Spears Is Richer Than You
Jan 20th
After just recently buying a house that costs over $8 million Britney Spears has signed a book deal worth over $20 million. Damn! This isn’t just for one book though. It is for 4 books that will be released over the course of a decade. I didn’t even know that Britney Spears could write. More than likely she will act like a snobby invalid and pace around the room talking to somebody at a typewriter and write the book that way.
Many books have been written by many losers about Britney Spears before, but this is the first one to be penned by the singer herself. I am not sure which of the four books will cover the incident when she shaved her head and attacked a paparazzo but that is the one I want to buy. Or probably just download it off Limewire, because I am not gonna pay for that shit. The other question that comes to mind when I heard that she was to become an author was, how much money is her dad gonna get? Now her dad is currently getting $16,000 a week to be her conservator, PERMANENTLY, but when she signs a big deal like this then he has to get a cut. I am not to concerned with it however because no matter how much money she gets in life, she will have to ask her daddy to spend it. And that and that alone is what keeps me going.
Britney Spears Got A New Crib
Jan 14th
Finally the deal is done. Britney Spears has been talking about buying this house for close to a year now. Originally it was reported that this house sold for $10.2 million but she is getting it at a steal at just $8.9 million. More than likely Jamie will get the old house because he is a leach like that. The only problem is, this house doesn’t come furnished. Her old house did. So she has to buy all kinds of shit to fill this massive mansion. I would like to see the pics of what it will look like with color tvs and cheeto bags all over the floor but Britney Spears is sort of private so more than likely we will not see that.
I know that Britney Spears’ first cd became one of the highest selling albums of all time and she has sold a few million copies since then but I gotta ask, how the fuck does she pay for all this? A $8.9 million house and $22,000 a month in alimony to K-Fed AND she has to pay her father $16,000 a month while daddy watches the money. Since she has a conservator I am assuming she is getting better with her cash but the real reason Jamie is in charge is so that Britney doesn’t have some sort of mental break down again. More pictures of the killer house below.
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Links that live in a loft
Amy Winehouse is exercising? – IBBB
Kate Hudson still picks her ass- Drunken Stepfather
Anne Hathaway has a new boyfriend- yeeeah
Katie Holmes is an alien- d-listed
Amy Winehouse is sneaky- Allie Is Wired
Hottest.Idol.Contestant. Ever. – The Bastardly
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Lisa Marie Fugly has some new daughters- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Kourtney Kardashian or Kim Kardashian. Who’s hotter? – I Don’t Want Your Life
A sexy Islan Fisher photo shoot – Geno’s World
Katrina Darrell. Keep her in your cross hairs. – notorious news
Britney Spears Has Officially Lost Control Of Her Money
Jan 7th
Hearing news like this puts a smile on my face. As of Jan.5 2009, Britney Spears has officially lost all control of her money.Effective immediately Jamie Spears will be the PERMANENT conservator to Britney Spears. Meaning every time she wants to get a tall non fat mochaccino with no whip, let’s face it she wants the whip, she will have to ask daddy for the money.
Not only that but Jamie Spears gets a nice little paycheck for doing all this. A paycheck to the sum of $16,000 a month! There are a lot of other bad things that could be happening to Britney Spears right now but it is fairly hard to think of one. There is one unsung hero in this whole debacle. Jamie Spears AND an attorney named Andrew Wallet will be over seeing the Spears cash. I m assuming he is Jamie’s lawyer. I also find it funny that this Wallet guy just ran in to about $200,000,000 worth of cash to manage and his last name is Wallet. Either way Jamie Spears is going to get rich and Britney will have to kept on a short leash. Possibly for the rest of her life. Life’s a bitch and then your father takes all your cash. That is Britney’s new slogan for life.
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