Britney Spears
Britney Gets a Visit from Child Protective Services
Jul 1st
Hey y’all! It’s Britney! LOL! UH. Muh. Gawd. So anywayz, Child Protective Services totally came to the house today, and y’all, they were kinda rude. I mean, I was all,” can you watch the babies while I go get a Starbucks and a pack of Newports?” And they was all, “No!” I’m like, ” ain’t y’all s’posed ta protect my youngins while I’m gawn and stuff? I mean y’all are Child Protective Services…soooooooooooo. Eeenywayz, Radar online said this:
A Spears family insider tells RadarOnline.com, “Social workers visited Britney’s house recently about the alleged abuse allegations. Under California law, anytime anyone makes a report to child protective services, a welfare check is required to be made under law to further investigate. (via)
Did she say Welfare check? I mean, I’m still rich y’all, but Palimony is a bitch, for realz.
She Can’t Afford That Shit
Feb 11th
Britney Spears is under a conservatorship and can only spend $500 a week authorized by her daddy but she still does shit like she has millions to blow on whatever she wants. Yesterday she test drove a Maserati. Well, she didn’t drive it, someone else did and she chilled in the passenger seat and gabbed on her cell phone.
In fact, she can not by law buy the car without the judges consent. So I doubt this will be her new toy. Her ex K-Fed has a better chance of buying a Maserati than she does.
Britney Spears is Due in Court
Jan 22nd
Britney Spears conservatorship has been going on for over two years now and the judge wants some one on one time with Britney to make sure she understands everything and isn’t a dumbshit. Just to remind everyone, the conservatorship gives Britney $1,500 a week to spend on whatever she likes and her father makes nearly $2,000 a week to make sure things go smoothly financially for Britney and K-Fed gets a fat $22k alimony check.
I am thinking if Britney can go in there and convince the judge that she is stable and won’t go crazy again then the judge will let her retain the use of all her finances again. Also, if Britney regains control of her finances… she will go crazy again. I am not sure who I am rooting for her so I will just point and laugh at Britney’s misfortune. ::points,laughs::
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Britney Spears Will Never Be Pretty
Dec 29th
Britney Spears star has faded out and her music really sucks these days. I guess to compensate for her lack of talent she dyed her hair brunette again in an attempt to look…like something I can not think of right now. This may be her way of communicating that she hates being under a conservatorship but I am not sure.
Oh yea, let’s not forget the conservatorship. That shit still cracks me up. She is so pathetic she can not even control her own money. And let’s face it, she will never get control of it again, or full custody for that matter. Britney was a star in the early 2000′s but since then she has gone no where but downhill. I just wish her child support payments to K-Fed were a little fatter because the only success in their relationship is the success of K-Fed gouging Britney for every dime she has.
Links that have control over their own money
I need more of Kim Cloutier- IDLYITW
Kourtney Kardashian shows off her new baby boy- Geno’s World
Susan Boyle has no business in Japan- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Candice Swanepoel is in a bikini- Drunken Stepfather
Sofia Vergara is on a boat- yeeeah
Michael Lohan is a vagina kicker- notorious news
Coco is the cellulite queen- IDLYITW
Lily Allen is topless,smoking- Fatback Media (NSFW)
