Breasts
Just Be Thankful It’s Not New York
Oct 26th
So Larissa, i.e. “Bootz” from “Flavor of Love 2″ and the picture thief from “Charm School” posed this month for “Smooth Girl” magazine. From perusing the SmoothGirl website I know that Miss Lennox is about 15 pounds of ass short of ever gracing their pages, but if you like the boo-tay, definitely check out the site.
Anyway, amidst the pics of Bootz’ copious ass, there is an interview in which she comments on the veracity of the “Flavor of Love” series:
“[Flav] had a female pregnant while he was taping the show, so it wasn’t serious from the gate. To me, the show was comedy. How are you going to try to pick a woman and you already got somebody pregnant? From day one, Flav said that he didn’t want a girlfriend. He was never going to tell us, ‘This show is full of shit,’ but after I heard that, I played the game.â€
No way! I had no idea that the show was staged/scripted/bullshit/a joke. Yeah right. Anyway, please go enjoy Bootz’s ass pictures and let’s all say a collective prayer that SmoothGirl mag will not be featuring “Hottie” next!
Uma Thurman Is Kind of a Dirty Whore
Oct 18th
Even though this was already done by Rose McGowan at the 1998 VMA‘s, I think it’s pretty killer that Uma Thurman is doing the whole see-completely-through-to-my-bare-breasts dress thing once again. At least Uma had the decency to wear undies, unlike Wonky-Eye McGowan.
And why not show off those girls? They’re quite full and perky. Niiiiiice. But I was taken aback by the ensemble in the sense that I thought Uma Thurman was this totally classy, classic dresser. I didn’t know she had a dirty side to her. I decided to investigate this more and do search on her pics to see if anything risque was amongst the bunch, and with what I found it was obvious that her showing her bare tits was only a matter of time. Enjoy!
Holy Sperm Whale–Is That Clay Aiken?
Oct 3rd
It’s all too easy to attack Clay Aiken–from his speaking voice, to the hissy fits he’s thrown at tween girls using cellphones during his show, to his physical scuffle with a woman on a plane who beat him up, etc . . . it’s too easy, so I usually don’t do it. But when I saw this recent pic of Clay beaming in his UNICEF Ambassador glory at a party celebrating Jenna Bush’s new book, “Ana’s Story: A Journey of Hope,” well, I thought he was fair game. I mean, if you’re a loyal reader then you know that Miss Lennox just can’t help but to rag on celebs’ weight!
Celebrities have beaucoup bucks to spend on trainers and the flexibility in their schedules to work out, thus barring an endocrine issue I just don’t see how celebs are not all thin. Thus, Clay gets no slack from me. Throughout his short career he’s been a skinny guy, but somewhere along the line he’s let himself go, and now he’s doughy. I mean, the kid’s got a paunch and a double chin like my uncle. And my uncle is 56, not 28 like Clay.
Instead of more pictures of Claymation, here are some pics of Katharine McPhee in Vegas Magazine.
PETA Plays Dirty
Sep 25th
With the launch of PETA‘s new campaign featuring Dita Von Teese, it is now twice in one week that a PETA ad has inspired a blog post from Miss Lennox. And I only pay these ads heed purely due to the ridiculous nature of their modus operandi–America will stop animal cruelty if instructed by half-naked B-listers. Yeaaaaah, I don’t think so.
Last week PETA released Alicia’s Silverstone’s soft porn print and television ad in which she was naked and telling people not to eat meat . . . but she was NAKED, damnit, so who cares what she was saying? Personally, I was a lot more interested in her nude body than whatever she was promoting. Anyway, now PETA is using Dita Von Teese to promote friggin’ Animal Birth Control, when instead it looks like Dita is promoting high-class whores catering to older, stodgy men who have naughty teacher fetishes.
I’m waiting for next week’s PETA ad featuring a photo in which the Hills girls engage in a lesbian orgy and the print message instructs America not to wear fur. Oh. HOTB has the video for you stodgy pervs.
[ed. note: I second that.. FB.]
UPDATE: Here’s a video from PETA.org talking about their new marketing push and the use of nudity. I just left it on mute and fats forwarded to the boobies. Be nice to puppies! VIDEO LINK
