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God. Damn. Christina Aguilera.
May 15th
Christina Aguilera was not playing around at the Dior Show in New York this week. She wore an 80′s (60′s?) style dress circa Saved By the Bell, and completely pulled it off because of the post pregnancy BigASSTittiesâ„¢.
Christina Aguilera is looking more like a character from TV show Dallas than a Dirrty girl these days.
Following in the 80s revival footsteps of Victoria Beckham, yummy mum Xtina wore this all-white power-dress to the Dior show in New York. (Mirror)
I’ve always had a mortal fear of pregnant chicks. To me they’re like the Bunyip is to the Aborigines – loud, scary and may kill you and eat you if you’re not careful. However, the one cool side effect of vomiting a baby sack out of your junk is the onset of gigantic boobies. Of course, this only works if you have a personal trainer to work out the other parts. So all you postpartum ladies driving your minivans to the Krispy Kreme drive-thru take note: If you’re still wearing the stretch pants when your baby starts to walk, you failed.
PS. Did you see that colon? Education = success.
Hayden Panettiere–Great Makeup, Nice Cleavage
Feb 11th
I looked out my window and sure enough, pigs are flying. I mean, I’m actually going to pay Hayden Panettiere a compliment. I know I’ve ragged on her before because her massive, muscular thighs really do scare me. Plus, it icks me out that she’s 18 dating her 30 year-old co-star. But, I must admit that she looks awesome here in these pics from the 58th Berlinale Film Festival in Berlin last night.
Hayden is quite the world traveler at 18–saving whales in Japan, and attending a film festival in Germany. Anyway, her makeup artist and her stylist are to be commended for putting her look together because it comes off as gorgeous. Oh, and did you just happen to maybe notice the accidental cleavage shot above?
Motherhood Does Christina’s Body Good!
Feb 7th
Christina Aguilera is back in action only 3 weeks post-pregnancy, and she looks amazing! She made her first public appearance at the launch of her DVD “Back to Basics: Live and Down Under” this week, and good gracious she’s glowing. Oh, and her breasts are huge. Motherhood definitely looks good on her, and it won’t slow down her career. She explained in a radio interview before the event:
“I’m so going stir-crazy in the house . . . This whole incredible thing that’s taken part in my life, between the pregnancy and the birth, I’ve got so much to be inspired about and so much in my life to write about. I’ve been brain-storming for the last nine months, actually. This next album will have a whole new me, so there’s a lot to look forward to.”
A whole lot to look forward to, and a whole lot of Christina for us to look at now . . .
[Editors note: God. Damn. -Fatback]
Christina Milian Is My Girl Friday
Jan 4th
Happy Friday! Christina Milian is my new girl crush. After the slew of bikini pics circulating the web from this past week, she’s wrangled her way into my conscience and made me obsess over her tight stomach. I want that stomach! And you’ll notice a trend amongst photos of Christina–she is always wearing a perky, cute smile. She’s so adorable that I’ll even forgive her for playing the lead in the remake of “Can’t Buy Me Love” (i.e. “Love Don’t Cost a Thing” from 2003). I mean the original is an 80′s classic and I resent when such classics are remade. But I digress. Christina Milian has a hot, tight body and is simply adorable. Enjoy these barely-clad pics of her below . . .
