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Kim Kardashian Nude : Redux
Sep 14th
Can I borrow some sugar?
Okay, so I’ve been holding on to most of these for while because a certain Men’s Magazine get’s their crotchless panties all in a wad when you post their pictures, even though is obviously fair use and it actually drives sales. But I digress. Kim Kardashian is nude. YOU HEAR THAT GOOGLE? These pics are from the photo shoot Kim did a while back for the men’s magazine in question. Some made into to glossy stapled glory and some (read: the ones without nipples) made it into the “outtake” pile. Which is just another way of saying, ‘how can we squeeze the last drop of rights management out of these once Kim starts to lose her relevance?’
But, I being a pervy blogger professional journalist, like to give credit where credit is due. First off you can thank the folks who emblazoned these pics with the little bunny for the photography. I’d also like to thank Kim Kardashian for having huge tits and wanting to show them off like a famemongering whore. And lastly, I’d like to thank Kim’s dad for setting a murderer free. God Bless America. And Twins!
The nipple ratio is so high I had to put the pic after the jump…enjoy. Feel free to not sue me.
Lindsay Lohan Asked NOT to Attend Machete Premier
Sep 2nd
Dude, is it cold in here?
Lindsay Lohan reportedly was allegedly asked to probably, maybe not show up for the Machete premier, says a source who knew a guy who said something that one time. Oh God, this is boring. BLOPPITY BLOOP US Magazine:
She’s done the time, but Lindsay Lohan is still paying for her crime! Though the actress was released from postjail rehab on Aug. 24 after 22 days, a source tells the new Us Weekly Robert Rodriguez, co director of her new movie, Machete, didn’t want her to attend an event for the film the next night. ”He was frantically trying to track down her manager to make sure she didn’t go,” says the source.While a 20th Century Fox rep says it’s “not true,” the source tells Us, “She wasn’t welcome there.” (via)
I’m no journalist [although I do have a press pass made of construction paper, glitter and glue], but I think they’re just making shit up. Who is this shadowy source? I have a source who tells me that I am a handsome devil and all the ladies should be falling at my feet. *winks* Thanks Grandma! Here’s Lindsay going to the parole office like the convict she is.
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- The Lap Dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin’
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- Dude, is it cold in here?
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- Probate these titties muthafucka
Leonor Watling is nude, y’all
Aug 30th
Leonor Watling is nude over in the NFSW section. I don’t know why I split these up anymore. There are tits errywhurr on this site. Anyway, she’s Spanish and has great tits. Like your mom, if she were Spanish. And had great tits.
Did I miss the Emmys?
Aug 30th
I said, God Damn.
Aw shit the Emmys were last night? Damn, and I was so busy just living my life and not giving a shit. If you’re looking for Emmy coverage like ‘who was the breakout comedy winner’, and ‘who got robbed of the best actor award’, then you should look elsewhere. If you like to look at basketball sized boobies and rub your pants against the arm of the couch, then this is the place for you. Oh. Em. Gee. Christina Hendricks. I would dive in there and just swim for days. When’s this girl gonna pick up a drug habit and start doing nudity?
