Brad Pitt
Angelina Jolie Not Pregnant. Just crazy.
Nov 26th
First she is pregnant. And then she isn’t. Both stories coming straight out of the pie hole of Us magazine. If they are gonna go with a story then go with the story. Don’t back track and tell people “sorry. We are retards.” The rumors started floating this time around because a waiter, apparently, asked Angelina if she wanted some wine and she, apparently, refused and said she was pregnant. But that was all a work of fiction according to Us now.
To add fuel to the fire rumors, sources were speculating that Angelina moved the production of her new movie Edwin A. Salt up because she didn’t want to show a baby bump in the flick. Is it me, or are people genuinely disgusted and bored with pregnancy rumors. Especially the ones surrounding Angelina Jolie. They already have six kids. Brad said this to Oprah Winfrey, ” It’s the greatest endeavor I’ve ever taken on. Why stop now?” Maybe because having kids isn’t an endeavor. It’s serious business. Anyway if Brad Pitt isn’t tired of having all the ankle biters around him 24/7, give him time.
Brad Pitt Is Not A Paparazzi
Nov 11th
Brad Pitt is in a lot of movies. Which means he goes to a lot of movie premieres. You figure by now his own body guard would know the difference between a crazed paparazzi and his own client. Not so. Brad Pitt was entering the movie premiere for his movie The Curious Case of Benjamin Button when a body guard grabbed him, pushed him and spun him around. I am sure Brad will get over it. After all he gets to go home and bang Angelina Jolie after a long days work.
Afterwards Brad said, ” Not fair! Brad big movie star. Brad not a picture taker. Brad has to go poo.” And in response the body guard petted him softly on his head and told him everything will be ok when he brings him to one of his 12 houses. What’s great is that after all this hoopla the paparazzi got inside the theatre to snap shots of the star and his hair trigger body guards.
Angelina Jolie needs some Mac & Cheese
Jun 6th
Someone give that girl some soul food. I mean, she’s been to Africa, and that’s the mother of all souls but girlfriend needs some sammies. I’ve got a cure for that flat ass and those bony arms; it’s called fried chicken and sweet potato pie. Maybe you’ve heard of it? It’s not that she isn’t gorgeous. She’s got that motherly glow, totally in-love, blood drinker thing going for her; it’s just that if you take away those 15 pounds of hair and 9 pound lips, you’re left with a skeleton with some gnarly tattoos in expensive shoes.
Here are a few pics of her the Oceans 13 premiere. Enjoy Angelina Skeletor at your own leisure.
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Angelina Jolie wants to add to the gang
Dec 13th
Angelina Jolie thinks kids are fun and a joy and says she would like more.
“I’m very, very lucky. I love the different elements of my life. I love working abroad, and I love being with my kids and I love being with Brad,” Jolie, 31, said Friday at a press event for her movie The Good Shepherd. “I’d like to add many more children and many more obstacles and many more things to my life.”
And she makes every effort to give her children a normal life, despite her own fame. “I’ve made a point to not let it change the way that I live my life, other than I carefully plan my holidays or where we go or where we stay or things like that to try to ensure some kind of quality of life that is private and nice for the kids. But we simply don’t let it affect us.” (source)
Angelina is one kid away from her own It’s a small world ride. But I suppose it’s easy to want several children when you have nannies and maids and caretakers in abundance. Not like our house; my sis and I were lucky if mom would come down from her buzz long enough to remember to turn the heat on. And the closest we ever came to a nanny was watching PBS while mom and boy-toy-du-jour cleaned house.The only room they ever seemed to clean was the bedroom, so we went unsupervised a lot. A lot. But, I learned too cook, drive at 13 and I do have a nice collection of PBS fund drive coffee mugs. Stay in school.
