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A long time ago Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie said they would get married after gay and lesbian couples gained the right to get married. Well that time has come and passed. Brad is now saying that he will get married when it becomes important to the kids. When exactly will that moment come Brad? He tells Ann Curry , ” You know, they see films and start asking questions. Such as, ‘Why are Shrek and Fiona married and you’re not?’” I think that is the alarm bell Brad. I think the kids are ready for you two to be married.

In the interview Brad also is very blunt about how much he hates the paparazzi. Let’s face it if it wasn’t for them, Brad Pitt wouldn’t have a career. It is also a little hypocritical as well as he is a hugefan of photography. It is ok, because I respect Brad. For what reason? Because he doesn’t care if Angelina Jolie does nude scenes in her films. Tom Cruise would die before he let Katie Holmes get naked on the big screen. But Brad doesn’t really care what Angie does in her movies. That is more than likely because of the fact that she is a c-list celebrity and always will be. Don’t worry Brad, the ball and chain won’t weigh you down too much. Besides if you want to have sex with someone else while you are still married you can just cheat on your wife again.

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First she is pregnant. And then she isn’t. Both stories coming straight out of the pie hole of Us magazine. If they are gonna go with a story then go with the story. Don’t back track and tell people “sorry. We are retards.” The rumors started floating this time around because a waiter, apparently, asked Angelina if she wanted some wine and she, apparently, refused and said she was pregnant. But that was all a work of fiction according to Us now.

To add fuel to the fire rumors, sources were speculating that Angelina moved the production of her new movie Edwin A. Salt up because she didn’t want to show a baby bump in the flick. Is it me, or are people genuinely disgusted and bored with pregnancy rumors. Especially the ones surrounding Angelina Jolie. They already have six kids. Brad said this to Oprah Winfrey, ” It’s the greatest endeavor I’ve ever taken on. Why stop now?” Maybe because having kids isn’t an endeavor. It’s serious business. Anyway if Brad Pitt isn’t tired of having all the ankle biters around him 24/7, give him time.

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Brad Pitt is in a lot of movies. Which means he goes to a lot of movie premieres. You figure by now his own body guard would know the difference between a crazed paparazzi and his own client. Not so. Brad Pitt was entering the movie premiere for his movie The Curious Case of Benjamin Button when a body guard grabbed him, pushed him and spun him around. I am sure Brad will get over it. After all he gets to go home and bang Angelina Jolie after a long days work.

Afterwards Brad said, ” Not fair! Brad big movie star. Brad not a picture taker. Brad has to go poo.” And in response the body guard petted him softly on his head and told him everything will be ok when he brings him to one of his 12 houses. What’s great is that after all this hoopla the paparazzi got inside the theatre to snap shots of the star and his hair trigger body guards.

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