Blake Lively
Southern Baptist Rack of the Day
May 1st
This is Blake Lively on the set of Gossip Girls this week in NYC. I’ve never watched the show, but I’m told it’s like Sex & The City for people who have ringtones that only they can hear. Although Blake is from California, she grew up southern baptist, which makes her an honorary southerner in our book – especially in that outfit. Southern Baptist girls are the hottest and cruelest girls you’ll ever meet. It takes weeks of church, hand holding and blue balls just to get to third base and then they fuck your best man on your wedding day. Sorry Jesus! More Blake…
Someone Needs to Hire a Stylist
Dec 20th
Okay, I’m thinking that the CW show Gossip Girl must not pay the dude on the left as much as these other two guys on the show. That, or the actor busting out of his shirt had a sudden horizontal growth spurt and had no time to buy a new shirt before his appearance. I had to actually research who this sartorially-challenged guy is, and found out that he’s Ed Westwick on Gossip Girl. Since I’m not 15 years old, I don’t watch Gossip Girl and don’t know which high school stereotype he portrays. But one thing’s for sure–if you look at Ed from his neck down, he looks like someone’s old dirty uncle. “Uncle Ed” even wears several medallions to add to his creepy vibe. And the chest and stomach hair I certainly don’t get–the kid’s only 20 years old!
Anyway, at least the show has some beauty in it in the form of its star Blake Lively . . .
