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Blake Lively Is Cry Baby

Tom O — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 20:59:37 +0000

Blake Lively is very confident in her choice of clothes. She even said in Usmagazine.com that ,” the fashion is just unbeleiveable. You can watch our show on mute and be entertained.” For some reason I doubt that. However, the show in question, Gossip Girl, has a fair share of fashion critics as well. I am no fashion expert. When I see a woman walking down the street, all I can think of is how good her dress would look crumpled up on my floor.

Blake goes on to tell the magazine that in her real life kids were particularly cruel about the clothes she wore. As a child she enrolled in a private school and she said, “It was the only school where people were just downright mean to me. They would make fun of my clothes.” She is lucky she went to private school that didn’t make you wear uniforms in the first place. However, I don’t feel sorry for her. She looks great naked, or at least I assume she does. A lot of girls can not say that. While most people are bitching and dieting trying to look good naked, Blake is going out of her way to put clothes ON her body. This is a backwards world we live in.

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Links that are completely unfashionable

The City recap- IBBB

Anna Faris makes smoking sexy- Drunken Stepfather

Britney Spears taps Harvard for Facebook- Allie Is Wired

I love Kim Kardashian- I Don’t Want Your Life

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

I want Natalie Dylan’s virginity- yeeeah

Tyra Banks has beautiful breasts. I mean eyes. – popbytes

Amy Winehouse endorses Nike – The Bastardly

Kate Moss and a chick not as hot as Kate Moss- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Cheap Trick is still around- Geno’s World

Alison Sweeney gave birth – notorious news

Blake Lively Seems Nice

fatback — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 13:14:38 +0000

Wow. It’s like Gossip Girl central around here this week. First, it was news that Leighton Meester’s mom was caged heat and had Leighton while in custody for drug running and Blake Lively is making news with her salacious rack after leaving a David Letterman appearance. Okay that’s nowhere near as cool as being born in jail, but it has way more cleavage. Blake is just 21, so she’s got a good 3-5 years of not having to wear a bra until she’ll have to strap those babies in a nice Playtex underwire, but till then we say “let ‘em stay free, Ponyboy”. Has anyone seen Gossip Girl? It’s supposedly the highest rated show on cable behind Mad Men but I have yet to see an episode. Maybe it comes on at the same time as How It’s Made. PS. I’m never eating Pringles again.

Sisterhood of the Traveling KABAM!

fatback — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 14:24:47 +0000

G’Damn. I don’t know what the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 (there was a 1?) is about, but I’m sure it’s has a nice character arc about Blake Lively’s amazing breasts. This is Blake Lively at a premier for the new film which according to the crack writers at IMDB is about:

[F]our young women continue the journey toward adulthood that began with “The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants.” Now three years later, these lifelong friends embark on separate paths for their first year of college and the summer beyond, but remain in touch by sharing their experiences with each other as they always have-with honesty and humor. Discovering their individual strengths, fears, talents and capacity for love through the choices they make, they come to value more than ever the bond they share and the immeasurable power of their friendship. (IMDB)

That sounds so heartwarming and sweet that it really makes me realize that I never want to see it. Good job IMDB. Thanks for alerting me to the death of fun. Unless Blake Lively is topless carrying a grenade launcher and wearing those god damn jeans, I’m pretty sure I’m sitting this one out. Besides, no film could ever top Beaches for girl bonding.

Blake Lively Weekend Links

fatback — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 04:34:39 +0000

Weekends are for links. Not really. Weekends are sitting around drinking beer and talking shit about The Man. Because the man likes to keep a brotha down. So sit back, grab a cold one, grill some steaks and don’t forget to kill whitey.

Southern Baptist Rack of the Day

fatback — Thu, 01 May 2008 12:45:37 +0000

This is Blake Lively on the set of Gossip Girls this week in NYC. I’ve never watched the show, but I’m told it’s like Sex & The City for people who have ringtones that only they can hear. Although Blake is from California, she grew up southern baptist, which makes her an honorary southerner in our book – especially in that outfit. Southern Baptist girls are the hottest and cruelest girls you’ll ever meet. It takes weeks of church, hand holding and blue balls just to get to third base and then they fuck your best man on your wedding day. Sorry Jesus! More Blake…

Someone Needs to Hire a Stylist

Lennox Miller — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 03:46:03 +0000

Okay, I’m thinking that the CW show Gossip Girl must not pay the dude on the left as much as these other two guys on the show. That, or the actor busting out of his shirt had a sudden horizontal growth spurt and had no time to buy a new shirt before his appearance. I had to actually research who this sartorially-challenged guy is, and found out that he’s Ed Westwick on Gossip Girl. Since I’m not 15 years old, I don’t watch Gossip Girl and don’t know which high school stereotype he portrays. But one thing’s for sure–if you look at Ed from his neck down, he looks like someone’s old dirty uncle. “Uncle Ed” even wears several medallions to add to his creepy vibe. And the chest and stomach hair I certainly don’t get–the kid’s only 20 years old!

Anyway, at least the show has some beauty in it in the form of its star Blake Lively . . .