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Wow. It’s like Gossip Girl central around here this week. First, it was news that Leighton Meester’s mom was caged heat and had Leighton while in custody for drug running and Blake Lively is making news with her salacious rack after leaving a David Letterman appearance. Okay that’s nowhere near as cool as being born in jail, but it has way more cleavage. Blake is just 21, so she’s got a good 3-5 years of not having to wear a bra until she’ll have to strap those babies in a nice Playtex underwire, but till then we say “let ‘em stay free, Ponyboy”. Has anyone seen Gossip Girl? It’s supposedly the highest rated show on cable behind Mad Men but I have yet to see an episode. Maybe it comes on at the same time as How It’s Made. PS. I’m never eating Pringles again.

G’Damn. I don’t know what the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 (there was a 1?) is about, but I’m sure it’s has a nice character arc about Blake Lively’s amazing breasts. This is Blake Lively at a premier for the new film which according to the crack writers at IMDB is about:

[F]our young women continue the journey toward adulthood that began with “The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants.” Now three years later, these lifelong friends embark on separate paths for their first year of college and the summer beyond, but remain in touch by sharing their experiences with each other as they always have-with honesty and humor. Discovering their individual strengths, fears, talents and capacity for love through the choices they make, they come to value more than ever the bond they share and the immeasurable power of their friendship. (IMDB)

That sounds so heartwarming and sweet that it really makes me realize that I never want to see it. Good job IMDB. Thanks for alerting me to the death of fun. Unless Blake Lively is topless carrying a grenade launcher and wearing those god damn jeans, I’m pretty sure I’m sitting this one out. Besides, no film could ever top Beaches for girl bonding.

Weekends are for links. Not really. Weekends are sitting around drinking beer and talking shit about The Man. Because the man likes to keep a brotha down. So sit back, grab a cold one, grill some steaks and don’t forget to kill whitey.

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This is Blake Lively on the set of Gossip Girls this week in NYC. I’ve never watched the show, but I’m told it’s like Sex & The City for people who have ringtones that only they can hear. Although Blake is from California, she grew up southern baptist, which makes her an honorary southerner in our book - especially in that outfit. Southern Baptist girls are the hottest and cruelest girls you’ll ever meet. It takes weeks of church, hand holding and blue balls just to get to third base and then they fuck your best man on your wedding day. Sorry Jesus! More Blake…

Okay, I’m thinking that the CW show Gossip Girl must not pay the dude on the left as much as these other two guys on the show. That, or the actor busting out of his shirt had a sudden horizontal growth spurt and had no time to buy a new shirt before his appearance. I had to actually research who this sartorially-challenged guy is, and found out that he’s Ed Westwick on Gossip Girl. Since I’m not 15 years old, I don’t watch Gossip Girl and don’t know which high school stereotype he portrays. But one thing’s for sure–if you look at Ed from his neck down, he looks like someone’s old dirty uncle. “Uncle Ed” even wears several medallions to add to his creepy vibe. And the chest and stomach hair I certainly don’t get–the kid’s only 20 years old!

Anyway, at least the show has some beauty in it in the form of its star Blake Lively . . .