Bikini
Brooke Hogan Bikini Pics
Feb 27th
Why Brooke Hogan, are you sporting a penis along with your implants? Sure looks that way to me here in this new set of pics. That, or maybe she keeps her hoo-ha a little too insulated. But before I go off on a tangent pondering Brooke’s hoo-ha, or, perhaps, penis, let me say that the implants she got like a year ago really have helped make her look a bit more feminine. She still looks like she could kill a man with her bare hands, but now she has boobs. And that’s a good death, especially if you’re a samurai. I guess being Hulk Hogan’s daughter she really never had a chance at having a feminine body . . .
Eva Longoria’s Vacay Bikini Pics!
Feb 20th
Oh, I don’t know what really needs to be said here about Eva Longoria’s vacation pics from Cabo San Lucas. Maybe that she has a sweet ass. Or maybe that overall she has a killer body. Or maybe that she is absolutely adorable even without makeup. Oh wait, we already knew all that. I guess, just enjoy the view . . .
Christina Milian Is My Girl Friday
Jan 4th
Happy Friday! Christina Milian is my new girl crush. After the slew of bikini pics circulating the web from this past week, she’s wrangled her way into my conscience and made me obsess over her tight stomach. I want that stomach! And you’ll notice a trend amongst photos of Christina–she is always wearing a perky, cute smile. She’s so adorable that I’ll even forgive her for playing the lead in the remake of “Can’t Buy Me Love” (i.e. “Love Don’t Cost a Thing” from 2003). I mean the original is an 80′s classic and I resent when such classics are remade. But I digress. Christina Milian has a hot, tight body and is simply adorable. Enjoy these barely-clad pics of her below . . .
Presenting Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Lower Half
Nov 29th
Oh the guilt I have in posting about Jennifer Love Hewitt’s ass! I mean, she’s always seemed like a really nice girl–decent, wholesome, intelligent, non-slutty. She’s not a Paris or Lindsey, and I really don’t want to attack her . . .But that ass!
Her ass made a huge appearance on the beach yesterday and the pics are flying in cyberspace. I want to be the better blogger and not write about her cellulite and the general size of her hips, thighs, and ass, I really do, but come on–that ass wants to be discussed! She apparently just got engaged to a Mix-A-Lot fan as well.
“They got engaged last week,” her rep tells Us. The couple is currently vacationing in Hawaii. (source)
Granted JLH has looked very pear-shaped for the last year or so, but she’s always been in clothing and I had no idea of the true extent of her curves. Mostly I guess I’m just in shock that someone who was once so adorable and small has been hiding this under her clothing . . .
