Bikini
Well, Why Not?
Dec 12th
This is Audrina Patridge trying on bikinis. [I thought that you weren't allowed to do that because your junk touches the fabric? Note to self: NEVER try on bikini before washing]. And why wouldn’t Audrina Partridge buy a new bikini? She’s a hot chick with big tits and that’s pretty much all she does for the world. Of all the vapid bitches on the completely scripted and made-up show, The Hills, Audrina Patridge is the least unlikable. She’s got great tits and she likes to get her picture taken in bikinis (and naked) which makes her a hero in 42 countries and three island nations. What she doesn’t do is try to sell clothes, or merchandise, or endorsements or be smart. Which is why I’m pretty sure that I’m going to marry her for a while.
Joanna Krupa Seems Smart
Jul 23rd
This is Joanna Krupa, about the hottest thing to come out of Poland since buffalo grass vodka and solidarity. When she’s not talking in that sexy Polish accent she’s usually in a bikini or nude. Here she is with Cindy Taylor From E! showing how smart and self reliant girls can look when they wear high heels with a bikini. I’d also like to mention that I hate one-peice bathing suits but Joanna seems to pull it off better than your mother did back in the 80′s. What a tramp.
PS. Is that an airbrushed camel-toe in the banner pic? Discuss.
Jessica Alba Can Go Back To The Gym Now
Jun 9th
Ahh… Remember this? Jessica Alba the hot 20 something with perfect skin and an even better body? Here’s to hoping that she’ll get her P90X on and get back into fighting shape for the rest of the summer.
Kate Hudson’s Perfect Lil’ Booty
Mar 4th
This is Kate Hudson reflecting all incoming light while in Miami earlier this week. Bet you didn’t know that skinny lil’ Kate Hudson had such an amazing ass. Neither did I. I’m truly fascinated by it. It’s so round, little, and perfect. If I had that ass I’d be showing it in a thong bikini as well. What is troubling about Kate, though, is that even after having a kid her breasts are still like an A cup. Wouldn’t pregnancy make a woman’s breasts grow? I guess Kate’s body restricts its fullness and absolute hotness to her ass only. And I’m 100% okay with that . . .
