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This is Joanna Krupa, about the hottest thing to come out of Poland since buffalo grass vodka and solidarity. When she’s not talking in that sexy Polish accent she’s usually in a bikini or nude. Here she is with Cindy Taylor From E! showing how smart and self reliant girls can look when they wear high heels with a bikini. I’d also like to mention that I hate one-peice bathing suits but Joanna seems to pull it off better than your mother did back in the 80’s. What a tramp.

PS. Is that an airbrushed camel-toe in the banner pic? Discuss.

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Ahh… Remember this? Jessica Alba the hot 20 something with perfect skin and an even better body? Here’s to hoping that she’ll get her P90X on and get back into fighting shape for the rest of the summer.

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This is Kate Hudson reflecting all incoming light while in Miami earlier this week.  Bet you didn’t know that skinny lil’ Kate Hudson had such an amazing ass.  Neither did I. I’m truly fascinated by it. It’s so round, little, and perfect. If I had that ass I’d be showing it in a thong bikini as well. What is troubling about Kate, though, is that even after having a kid her breasts are still like an A cup. Wouldn’t pregnancy make a woman’s breasts grow? I guess Kate’s body restricts its fullness and absolute hotness to her ass only. And I’m 100% okay with that . . .

Why Brooke Hogan, are you sporting a penis along with your implants? Sure looks that way to me here in this new set of pics. That, or maybe she keeps her hoo-ha a little too insulated. But before I go off on a tangent pondering Brooke’s hoo-ha, or, perhaps, penis, let me say that the implants she got like a year ago really have helped make her look a bit more feminine. She still looks like she could kill a man with her bare hands, but now she has boobs. And that’s a good death, especially if you’re a samurai. I guess being Hulk Hogan’s daughter she really never had a chance at having a feminine body . . .

Oh, I don’t know what really needs to be said here about Eva Longoria’s vacation pics from Cabo San Lucas. Maybe that she has a sweet ass. Or maybe that overall she has a killer body. Or maybe that she is absolutely adorable even without makeup. Oh wait, we already knew all that. I guess, just enjoy the view . . .