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		<title>Who Let in the Old Folks?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2008 16:19:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lennox Miller</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Ashlee Simpson]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Hayden Panettiere]]></category>
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You&#8217;d think Nickelodeon&#8217;s Kids&#8217; Choice Awards would be a pedophile&#8217;s dream, yet it seems that the event was mostly filled with geriatrics . . . you know, the 25+ crowd.  I mean you had your usual teenage suspects Miley Cyrus and Hayden Panettiere in attendance&#8211;by the way, nice ass shot for the kids, Hayden!&#8211;but [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2008/03/31/who-let-in-the-old-folks/look-kids-its-my-ass-2/" rel="attachment wp-att-1189" title="“Look Kids–It’s My Ass!" rel='nofollow'><img src="http://www.fatbackmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/hp1.JPG" alt="“Look Kids–It’s My Ass!" /></a><br />
You&#8217;d think <em>Nickelodeon&#8217;s Kids&#8217; Choice Awards</em> would be a pedophile&#8217;s dream, yet it seems that the event was mostly filled with geriatrics . . . you know, the 25+ crowd.  I mean you had your usual teenage suspects Miley Cyrus and Hayden Panettiere in attendance&#8211;by the way, nice ass shot for the kids, Hayden!&#8211;but you also had Cameron Diaz, Jennifer Love Hewitt and her Hips, and a very pregnant Jessica Alba.  And speaking of Jessica Alba, is she there as a role model for 8 year olds who aspire to become pregnant before marriage?  Well, I guess she is a better choice than Jamie Lynn Spears.   Also, when you check out the pics from the <em>Kids&#8217; Choice Awards</em>, notice Rihanna&#8217;s strange, strange face. She looks like a goddamn <em>Star Trek </em>character if you ask me . . .<br />
<a href="http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2008/03/31/who-let-in-the-old-folks/not-digging-the-hair-so-much/" rel="attachment wp-att-1187" title="Not Digging the Hair So Much . . ." rel='nofollow'><img src="http://www.fatbackmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/mc1.thumbnail.jpg" alt="Not Digging the Hair So Much . . ." /></a><a href="http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2008/03/31/who-let-in-the-old-folks/cameron-diaz-looks-old/" rel="attachment wp-att-1186" title="Cameron Diaz Looks Old!" rel='nofollow'><img src="http://www.fatbackmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/cd1.thumbnail.jpg" alt="Cameron Diaz Looks Old!" /></a><a href="http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2008/03/31/who-let-in-the-old-folks/jlh-is-a-huge-ray-of-sunshine/" rel="attachment wp-att-1185" title="JLH is a HUGE Ray of Sunshine . . ." rel='nofollow'><img src="http://www.fatbackmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/jlh2.thumbnail.jpg" alt="JLH is a HUGE Ray of Sunshine . . ." /></a><br />
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		<title>Rock of Love II&#8217;s Golden Girls Are Outta There</title>
		<link>http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2008/02/24/rock-of-love-iis-golden-girls-are-outta-there/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2008 04:12:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lennox Miller</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Award Shows]]></category>
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Some huge award show took place last night.  Some A-listers attended, presented, and won some awards.  Can you tell that I don&#8217;t give a flying flip about the Academy Awards?  Yeah, I preferred to spend my night watching classy wannabe actresses compete for the attention of an 80&#8217;s rocker sporting a weave [...]]]></description>
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Some huge award show took place last night.  Some A-listers attended, presented, and won some awards.  Can you tell that I don&#8217;t give a flying flip about the <em>Academy Awards</em>?  Yeah, I preferred to spend my night watching <em>classy</em> wannabe actresses compete for the attention of an 80&#8217;s rocker sporting a weave that would make Tyra jealous.  Ah, yes, <em>Rock of Love II</em>, baby!</p>
<p>On last night&#8217;s episode, the two gorgeous creatures you see in the picture above were sent home.  Finally.  You know that no one over 25 is going to win this competition.  In Bret&#8217;s eyes, that&#8217;s just too damn old.  However, I think that Mama Catherine and Road-Kill Face Peyton were kept around so long for nostalgic reasons . . . like back in the 80&#8217;s Bret had always wondered what his 21 year-old groupies would grow up to look like, and Peyton and Catherine were solid representations of this.   And, so as the show moves into its next episode, we lose the two women who look like they actually did attend <em>Poison</em> concerts back in the day, and we also lose their 80&#8217;s hair which I marveled at every week.  I believe the latter is the saddest part.</p>
<p>Now, for those of you who do care about that awards show last night, check out some of the dresses from the red carpet . . .<br />
<a title="Ellen Page Bores Me" rel="attachment wp-att-954" href="http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2008/02/24/rock-of-love-iis-golden-girls-are-outta-there/ellen-page-bores-me/" rel='nofollow'><img src="http://www.fatbackmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/epaa.thumbnail.JPG" alt="Ellen Page Bores Me" /></a><a title="Katherine Heigl in Orange.  Even Her Lips." rel="attachment wp-att-953" href="http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2008/02/24/rock-of-love-iis-golden-girls-are-outta-there/katherine-heigl-in-orange-even-her-lips/" rel='nofollow'><img src="http://www.fatbackmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/aa3.thumbnail.jpg" alt="Katherine Heigl in Orange.  Even Her Lips." /></a><a title="Keri Russell Needs to Loosen Up That Hair and Attitude" rel="attachment wp-att-952" href="http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2008/02/24/rock-of-love-iis-golden-girls-are-outta-there/keri-russell-needs-to-loosen-up-that-hair-and-attitude/" rel='nofollow'><img src="http://www.fatbackmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/aa1.thumbnail.jpg" alt="Keri Russell Needs to Loosen Up That Hair and Attitude" /></a><a title="Cameron Diaz’ Best Angle" rel="attachment wp-att-951" href="http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2008/02/24/rock-of-love-iis-golden-girls-are-outta-there/cameron-diaz-best-angle/" rel='nofollow'><img src="http://www.fatbackmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/aa5.thumbnail.jpg" alt="Cameron Diaz’ Best Angle" /></a><br />
<a title="Jessica Alba and Her Supposed Twins" rel="attachment wp-att-950" href="http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2008/02/24/rock-of-love-iis-golden-girls-are-outta-there/jessica-alba-and-her-supposed-twins/" rel='nofollow'><img src="http://www.fatbackmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/aa4.thumbnail.jpg" alt="Jessica Alba and Her Supposed Twins" /></a><a title="Anne Hathaway in Red" rel="attachment wp-att-949" href="http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2008/02/24/rock-of-love-iis-golden-girls-are-outta-there/anne-hathaway-in-red/" rel='nofollow'><img src="http://www.fatbackmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/aa8.thumbnail.jpg" alt="Anne Hathaway in Red" /></a><a title="Going to a Funeral, Nicole?" rel="attachment wp-att-948" href="http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2008/02/24/rock-of-love-iis-golden-girls-are-outta-there/going-to-a-funeral-nicole/" rel='nofollow'><img src="http://www.fatbackmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/aa6.thumbnail.jpg" alt="Going to a Funeral, Nicole?" /></a><a title="Ghostly White Is Not the New Black, Renee!" rel="attachment wp-att-947" href="http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2008/02/24/rock-of-love-iis-golden-girls-are-outta-there/ghostly-white-is-not-the-new-black-renee/" rel='nofollow'><img src="http://www.fatbackmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/aa7.thumbnail.jpg" alt="Ghostly White Is Not the New Black, Renee!" /></a></p>
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