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It is not like she was at the Oscars the night of the robbery. It is being reported that on Sunday night/ Monday morning Audrina Patridge’s Hollywood home was robbed. She writes on her blog, ” I had a really rough day today- I got home late last night and realized that my house had been robbed. It was pretty devastating.” Usually when a celebrity’s house gets robbed I get all hot and bothered because I think about the secret photos and videos that could be leaked out. You know what I am talking about.

But Audrina Patridge is kind of a goody goody and I do not know if she even has a boyfriend to make such a video or take such photos with. A video of Audrina just sitting on her bed masturbating would be the shit but I doubt that is in existence. She goes on to write, ” I spent most of the morning filling out police reports and going through the house room by room making lists of everything that had been taken. Most of the items are replaceable, but they took off with a few very sentimental things too. Definitely not a good way to start the week.  ” She doesn’t seem to be too bothered about the robbery and therefore nothing good will probably come of this. However she also writes on her blog that she will post pictures and video of the robbers and will play amateur detective. First Nicky Hilton busting homeless people at IHOP and now Audrina Patridge becoming a gumshoe. This is what happens when there are too many cop dramas in America. All the stars in Hollywood think they can do the same thing. She probably talked to the detective at the scene and when he wouldn’t look up from Audrina’s rack she decided to take matters into her own hands.

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This is Audrina Patridge trying on bikinis. [I thought that you weren't allowed to do that because your junk touches the fabric? Note to self: NEVER try on bikini before washing]. And why wouldn’t Audrina Partridge buy a new bikini? She’s a hot chick with big tits and that’s pretty much all she does for the world. Of all the vapid bitches on the completely scripted and made-up show, The Hills, Audrina Patridge is the least unlikable. She’s got great tits and she likes to get her picture taken in bikinis (and naked) which makes her a hero in 42 countries and three island nations. What she doesn’t do is try to sell clothes, or merchandise, or endorsements or be smart. Which is why I’m pretty sure that I’m going to marry her for a while.

So here is some bummer news from The Hills.Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge have been living together for a number of seasons now. But Audrina announced on Mondays episode of The Hillsthat she has found a place of her own. Though she says that her beau Justin Bobby will not be moving in with her. Audrina claims that LC is totally cool with her moving out but for the people who watch the show know, LC was shocked and surprised that Audrina decided to live independently.

You know this is gonna take the show downhill because Audrina is the hot one that people watch the show for. I was hoping for a late Friday night drunk kiss in one of the episodes but I didn’t get that. And now there is no shot for it. Don’t worry though. The Lauren Conrad sex tape will surface soon enough and after The Hills gets cancelled Audrina will probably persue a career in porn. I would post the Audrina Patridge nude pics now but they have been taken down from practically every site on the internet.

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